slobber dock

Sticking the mouthpiece of your water bottle directly over the spigot of the water cooler.

The water cooler is dead to me. Randall just slobber docked his empty Diet Mountain Dew bottle.

by mikemikemikemike2 August 15, 2014

Thunder Docking

2 or more males are only wearing socks. They shuffle their socks on the carpet and touch their erect penises to create a static shock between the tips.

Me and my bro are totally Thunder Docking later after we do a 3 hour workout at the gym!

by Blueish-Yellow Mario July 21, 2023

emo docking

When the head of a circumcised penis is covered by the foreskin of a uncircumcised penis

"hey , Jim Steve, can you two stop emo docking and help with the dishes"

by Wesbal22 June 8, 2016

soft docking

When two guys, gay or straight, slap their flaccid penises together.

Dale: “Dude, we should soft dock right now.”

Pete: “Totally. Soft docking and cryptocurrency are my two favorite things!”

by Fun Dilly Dilly January 2, 2018

the loading dock

It’s just another word for a bowl.

Bro, pass me the loading dock so I can pack it.

by PurpleSkies November 24, 2017

Spock Docking

See space docking, wearing a red shirt and "live long and prosper" high fiving

I was docking my boy, watching Star Trek and it just happened...we Spock docking

by ben2020 October 5, 2013

Dick dock

The act of one man inserting his penis head into another mans foreskin.

hey, look at them two fags over there dick docking.

by getpwned27 March 18, 2011