by Jozeqh April 26, 2020
Get the Dyslexsimp mug.Disexia is a mental disorder that makes idiotic teenagers, children, adults, and tweens defend their piss-poor logic with even worse arguments, and makes them think that they are truly the center of our universe. this is also the flaw that turns them into something we call Karens. It also makes them absolutely sure that they are the smartest, prettiest, most important and funniest beings alive, but also need to beg for constant reassurance and compliments.
They do this by:
-Begging for attention
-wearing incredibly skimpy clothes just for the attention
-demanding refunds for things they have not bought yet to managers
-saying self-deprecating things on social media / to their friend group
-asking if they look pretty in whatever they're wearing.
When people with this disorder are caught being a Karen, they defend themselves by making up excuses like "I'm misunderstood", "I have x disorder" (which has usually nothing to do with the current topic at hand), or "you're just jealous." If you discover that one of your friends has Disexia, I very much encourage you to disassociate, because this disease is mildly contagious. Soon, you will be asking for the managers.
They do this by:
-Begging for attention
-wearing incredibly skimpy clothes just for the attention
-demanding refunds for things they have not bought yet to managers
-saying self-deprecating things on social media / to their friend group
-asking if they look pretty in whatever they're wearing.
When people with this disorder are caught being a Karen, they defend themselves by making up excuses like "I'm misunderstood", "I have x disorder" (which has usually nothing to do with the current topic at hand), or "you're just jealous." If you discover that one of your friends has Disexia, I very much encourage you to disassociate, because this disease is mildly contagious. Soon, you will be asking for the managers.
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I got bullied for having dyslexia and its much MORE than just reading and writing and getting letters wrong and numbers.
Dyslexia also makes it hard to understand things like which way is right and which way is left and having to read instructions multiple times and with add on the side I have a hard time following instructions and understanding them which makes doing school work hard But because of my dyslexia and ADD I’m very visual and I’m super creative I’m not booksmart I’m visually smart and I’m an activist I might not be the smartest in class but I am very educated on alot of social topics and art .
I got bullied for having dyslexia and its much MORE than just reading and writing and getting letters wrong and numbers.
Dyslexia also makes it hard to understand things like which way is right and which way is left and having to read instructions multiple times and with add on the side I have a hard time following instructions and understanding them which makes doing school work hard But because of my dyslexia and ADD I’m very visual and I’m super creative I’m not booksmart I’m visually smart and I’m an activist I might not be the smartest in class but I am very educated on alot of social topics and art .
Emily:Omg I’m so dyslexic I just wrote Jake with a C ahhaha I’m so dumb.
The kid with dyslexia:Stfu that’s not dyslexia you’re just dumb dyslexia is much more than just letters stupid!
The kid with dyslexia:Stfu that’s not dyslexia you’re just dumb dyslexia is much more than just letters stupid!
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