I ended up sleeping with my best mates great grandmother, after drinking too much moonshine. When I finally got eyes on the prize and she spread her legs, her vagina had the appearance of a diseased badger dude!
by Keeno69 January 20, 2022
Get the diseased badger mug.Disease pertaining to the importance of the self. Much like the Muppets character 'Beaker' who repeatedly screams "ME ME ME ME ME ME ME", those who suffer from this overbearing selfishness('beaker disease')are similarly self obsessed and generally unaware of their own symptoms. Discovered by the original 'Bear' who first noticed the condition prevalent in several female members of his clan.
Female subjects are often to be found over relying on their elders and various family members despite the fact that there is no possibility the same gestures of kindness will ever be shown in return.
Female subjects are often to be found over relying on their elders and various family members despite the fact that there is no possibility the same gestures of kindness will ever be shown in return.
by hannah parker March 28, 2008
Get the beaker disease mug.A highly contagious disease that commonly affects students between the ages of 16 and 30. Those who contract the disease experience an array of symptoms including:
- fatigue
- agitation
- apathy
- procrastination
Those suffering from Fukitz Disease may be wrongly called lazy, quitter, etc. These are in fact symptoms of their condition.
Treatment is limited and still being researched. Lectures from parents have minimal affect.
Condition improves with time off work or school - ie: summer break.
- fatigue
- agitation
- apathy
- procrastination
Those suffering from Fukitz Disease may be wrongly called lazy, quitter, etc. These are in fact symptoms of their condition.
Treatment is limited and still being researched. Lectures from parents have minimal affect.
Condition improves with time off work or school - ie: summer break.
by School Nurse May 18, 2011
Get the Fukitz Disease mug.Hoe disease is when a person has multiple friends of the gender/genders they are attracted to. The brain will pick one of the friends and decided with no warning to develop a crush for them. Depending on the case some people might tell the person other won’t. Almost everyone has experienced this. This is completely normal and nothing to be ashamed of.
by We all have hoe disease May 23, 2019
Get the Hoe Disease mug.by Not Professor Xavier March 13, 2019
Get the T disease mug.a gluttonous, egotistical, insecure slob who eats an uncontrollable amount of food and claims to be an athlete. these sports acclaimed to be his/her calling may be soccer, basketball, or lacrosse. One might even overdress for certain occasions because of its insecurities. A Diseased Fatass is often prude and lazy. They even act black and hate on everyone else around them.
by Jerome Xtra November 21, 2011
Get the Diseased Fatass mug.Matt’s disease is a brain crippling disease caused by doing a pointless task over and over such as running in circles or spinning a fidget spinner.
by Would that one that October 12, 2017
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