dildo swegway

If your feeling horny and wanna get somewhere nice and quick then get yourself a dildo swegway. The dildo swegway is fit with a 18 inch dildo that acts like a joystick. It's just like the 'hoverboard' but you control its movements by leaning and grinding.

Bf: Hey babe I'm gonna have to skip the sex we planned

GF : All good i needed to get milk from the shop anyway, plus I'm horny so i get to use my new dildo swegway!

by Dildo Swegway July 17, 2018

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Dildo Leg

When your mad high and your leg starts to shake uncontrollably like a dildo

look at him... in the corner shaking with the dildo leg

by Datt Nigg September 12, 2010

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Dildo-BoJack

A volunteer fireman

Those Dildo-BoJack’s have full beards and weight 350 pounds.

by Captain Asshole P1 February 12, 2020

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Dildo Fingers

A term used to describe someone who is exceptionally talented at fingering women and/or males vagina or butthole to the point of climax of ones orgasim.

Angie: Hey, isn't't that Chad and Jordan?

Shelby: YES!!! I'm getting soooo wet!!

Angie: What!!! Why???

Shelby: Didn't I tell you...? They have dildo fingers!

Angie: Oooo... No-wonder they always say Get Famous!

by Get Famous September 30, 2009

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Dildo McGee

A computer virus on your computer that causes a dildo to appear on your screen every five minutes and in a raspy voice say, "dildooo mcgeeeeeee".

Bob: Aw man I can't get rid of the dildo mcgee virus its making my mom think I'm watching gay porn.
Ryan: At least you don't have the blumpkin mcgee virus...

by Blumpkinpants122 December 30, 2010

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