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Poopy Diaper Monkey

A term used as a noun to describe someone as crazy, acting a fool. Similar to when a monkey gets a poopy diaper and starts whining and throwing it's shit around.
" Hey man, stop acting like a poopy diaper monkey will yeah?"
by Icebergy November 13, 2020
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meat diaper

smearing a tube of ground chuck all over your gooch and anus, shitting and pissing into it, and cooking it in a spaghetti bolognese
hey Tony, what's for dinner tonight?

well, my girlfriend is bringing her family over and I've been sitting in this meat diaper for 72 hours. We could cook that up and give them a taste of Sicily
by WarthogGoddess January 4, 2021
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Blew the Diaper

To fail miserably.

To fail so hard your undergarments are compared to that of a baby having massive diarrhea up their back.

To have the upper hand and completely suck. Hard.

<can also be used in other tenses>
Payton Manning blew the diaper. Hard.

Or

Payton Manning had a big ass diaper blowout in the Super Bowl.
by GalNasty February 2, 2014
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Piper the diaper

by Strange death January 30, 2021
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Doo doo mega diaper caca

A type of diaper shart that explodes your diaper/underwear off and explodes all over the house
I just had a doo doo mega diaper caca after eating a gallon of beans”
by alx.144 November 4, 2021
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Chin diaper

Covid-19 mask smells like poop
by Kingofdick November 11, 2020
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Diaphyze

(Die-a-fize)

To instigate, antagonize, berate or otherwise aggressively assault someone without reaching actual physical confrontation.

the act of Diaphyzing may include a string of verbal remarks (both sensical and non-sensical)directed at someone, heavy grunting or breathing at someone, taking something of value from someone and then taunting them about it, getting up in someone's grill (2-3 inches from their face/body).
Tyler often threatens his brother by saying, "Jake, I'm gonna diaphyze you!"
by rev.schoenly March 28, 2007
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