DFMO

Acronym for Dance Floor Make Out. Resulting from accidental close contact and banging beats; alternatively, strategically planned as a gateway for 'bigger and better' things. Easily dismissed and not countable as a hookup.

1. We were grinding and I accidentally DFMO'd with a frosh. But it's ok, everyone was too drunk to notice.
2. There was just so much DFMO that I had to get out of there, or make out with BillyBigAss, and that just couldn't happen.

by PhantomOfTheGoogooplex October 14, 2009

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DFLTFH

Die From Laughing Too Fucking Hard,

basically the next version up from lol, rotfl, lmao, etc.

A: A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

b: DFLTFH!!!

by jmaidontknow January 2, 2006

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DFW/me

Acronym that stands for Don't Fuck With me. DFW/me looks cool.

Lollo: Hey dude what's wrong with u?
Bobbo:Just, DFW/me man, I'm not in the mood.

by Kenjitheninja September 8, 2007

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DFLP

DROOPY FACE LUMPY POTATOES!!!

(DRAMA F'NG LOVES PUSSY)

when used in front of a female...

THAT GIRL IS A DFLP! (HIGH FIVE)

by -LISTERFIEND September 1, 2009

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DFH

Dirty Fucking Hippies

I have to confess I've resorted to some bitchiness when salespeople have assumed I wasn't worthy of seeing the good stuff because I was a DFH, female, or unmarried (back when I was). (from a post on The Next Hurrah blog).

by jqh September 7, 2007

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