Chair-based assault and defenestration

When you hit someone with a chair and then throw them out a window

“Did you hear about tom?, his girlfriend discovered he was cheating and she committed chair-based assault and defenestration on him.”

by IDFK4TTT November 4, 2022

Sex defender

A person of which, whom isn't a Sex offender, often known as a meme in 21st century humor. The word is mostly used in discord chat arguments and other meme ingredients.

Guy 1: Ayo this Guy 2 is a sex offender.

Guy 2: Says your mom joke 372684th time.

Guy 3: Hold on, I'm a sex defender

by Chicken the professional dummy May 26, 2021

windows defender

The worst antivirus you could possibly think of using on your windows computer, made by Microsoft and is bundled with windows 8/8.1 and 10.

Cheap Person: I don't want to pay for an antivirus because they're so expensive so I just use the windows defender antivirus that is made by Microsoft because it's free and I can just use my money to robux instead!
Computer Geek: Windows defender can't detect any viruses. You are wasting your time and valuable money.
Cheap Person: I don't care you nerd.

by Lucy Lied May 10, 2018

T-Rex Defense

If an awkward girl won't leave you alone, make like Ian Malcolm and stop whatever conversation you were having to freeze like a statue. Her vision is based on movement and she will pass you by for tastier prey, like a T-Rex.

"Kelly from the bar came up to me last night and I couldn't shake her off, I had to utilize the T-Rex Defense in hopes she would move on and attack some lawyer guy on a toilet."

by Phil Hubbard September 13, 2008

Defenseman

Any hockey player willing to punch a member of the opposing team in the face in order to protect their goalie

My friend is a defenseman

by Panckae August 28, 2018

coochie defender

box lock cockblock
A female that will do everything to prevent a man from getting with her friend even though her friend is down.

Guy 1: Hey Ima go dance with that girl.
Guy 2: Man, don't even waste your time her friend is coochie defendin'.
Guy 1:Ya your right she looks like a coochie defender.

by KwakuZuLu January 25, 2008

Anime Defender

A person who gets really angry at people who say anime is porn, even if the anime shows big tiddies and sex scenes they will still defend it, mostly because anime is safety porn, its porn thats not labeled as porn. Its porn that has a story line, but all animes show dicks and tiddies and make sex jokes so that people get hard and search ""Anime waifu sexy moments 2019"" on youtube and it makes people beat off.

Weeb: hey im fergus
Randy: oh hey, what tv shows do you watch?
Weeb: i love anime
Randy: im not into anime but thats co--
Weeb:WHAT THE F### DID YOU SAY
Randy: i said im not into anime...dont be such an anime defender

by Big horse donkeys64 November 30, 2019