joint custody

when 2 ppl pay for a joke

yeah we went to the disco together we got joint custody

by rattimeaf July 20, 2021

Get Cunted

A vicious and more aggressive way of telling someone you really don't like to fuck off. This quote was originated by a small British YouTuber called BVIDZ.

“Oh for fucks sake, just get cunted! I’m done with you.”

“Tell you what, you can just get cunted.”

by BVIDZ May 19, 2023

Double Cunted

When your playing Lego 2K Drive with your bros and you get cunt EMP blasted by bro number 1 to be chain EMP by bro number 2 thus you have been Double Cunted

Catching Wolfrunner on the final lap the cunt hit me with an EMP Blast Ridglab rolled up and also hit me with an EMP blast that fucking cunt (Double cunted is the process of being fucking in Mario kart or clones by EMP blast)

by Dickus Maximus November 14, 2023

Thunder cunted

Thunder Cunting is the act of throwing an object as hard as possible at someone or something in particular

Friend: Mark go long!
*The foot ball the friend throws ends up flying past Mark and hitting an elderly woman in the head at a tremendous force*
Mark: Holy Crap! You thunder cunted that foot ball at that poor woman!

by Sanpelltello April 8, 2024

Adeptus Custodes

An Order of genetically-engineered warriors from Warhammer 40k, created to bodyguard the Emperor of Mankind and act as His servants.

"Did you know that the Adeptus Custodes, the bodyguards of a literal god, somehow messed up so bad that said literal god flat out died?"

by Stormcatcher July 6, 2024

Over cunted

When you pull over on a tight road to let the on coming car through and some cunt over takes you from behind and zooms through.

While driving in Brunswick I gave way to an oncoming old lady driver onto Over Cunted by some one behind who proceeded to over take me and zoom through. What a cunt.

by Fitzopoulos March 12, 2026

Full Custody

Full custody is the act of shooting your load onto someone and then grabbing it; maintaining control, so you can rid of the evidence in a one fell swoop before they can do anything to make you pay child support.

"Oh shucks, I just finished on this girl, I better take Full Custody of my load before this crazy woman does something drastic with my unegged children."

by Grossman27 November 8, 2025