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Corvette Widow 

A woman who is left by her husband for his really nice corvette.
Red, I don't want to become a corvette widow. What am I supposed to do to avert this?

Cumversation 

Jen: "oh god OH GOD! Oh JESUS!!!"
Matt: "Let's keep our lord and savior out of the cumversation."
Cumversation by Bandpractice October 25, 2010

corvette stingray 

Probably the absolute best in the American car line up today, which is saying something, considering the fact that 'Merica is the best country in the world. The 'Vette is usually backed by a Small Block Chevy V8, and a 4/6 speed transmission depending on the generation. So far, Chevy's made a Stingray Corvette in every good generation of Corvettes. The newest one being the 2014 C7 Corvette. Look it up. Read about it. Look at it. Worship it. This message brought to you by GM. Good evening, 'Merica.
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corvette stingray by BigMac32 January 5, 2014
An introverted, rare person. Usually likes anime, is good at art, and gets bitches. Due to the tough name and sharp word, holds fringe positions honorably. Carver.
girl 1: What's that boy's name again?
girl 2: Carver dumbass!
Carver by Dieg-J September 10, 2021

Raymond Carver 

A 20th-century writer who focused mainly on the mundane occurrences of everyday life. Exclusively wrote short stories. His collections of short stories include Cathedral and Will You Please Be Quiet, Please? His style is often described as "dirty realism", and he is sometimes associated with author Charles Bukowski.
Q: Man, I'm so bored with shitty books like War and Peace. What the fuck should I read?

A: Motherfucker, promptly head to your nearest book store and select Cathedral by Raymond Carver as your next literary adventure. That shit will skullfuck you until you can't move.

Q: Indeed.
Raymond Carver by TheGiraffeStripe October 21, 2009

Brie Penis Cure 

A way to treat erectile dysfunction using soft cheese.
Stephen Colbert: "I thought Reince Priebus might be an anagram for something but all I could find was Brie Penis Cure ... It makes sense, he is from Wisconsin"

As shown on the Colbert Report, Jan. 5, 2011
Brie Penis Cure by LongLiveTheRBV January 7, 2011