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curbed

Past tense of when you or someone else has been ditched, dumped, or otherwise "kicked to the curb".
Dude 1: Sheila dumped me last Saturday.

Dude 2: That's harsh man.

Dude 1: No shit. I got curbed and she didn't even give me a reason.
by Bulldog6 September 8, 2009
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credit card constipation

When you go on vacation and your credit card company has blocked your account from any flow of money.
Make sure you call MasterCard before you go to New Zealand, you don't want to get credit card constipation!!
by gwai mui MARTIN April 7, 2010
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credit card

to swipe your skateboard through your ass and hit yourself in the nuts accidentily
by landin February 1, 2003
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420 Cubed

A herbal incense blend that will get you so fucked up and can only be described as gods nectar.
Jess: Bro I was trippin last night!

Dani: Its that 420 cubed bro!
by Bro Do It July 14, 2011
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Credit Card Swipe

The cleansing act of passing a bar of soap between the butt cheeks while taking a shower.
Roy: "Can I borrow your soap?"

Alfred: "Yeah, go ahead. But no credit card swipes!"
by Lewis Ebersole January 31, 2008
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Street Cred

A term mainly used by whites to make them sound more black. Typically used to sound more thuggish, like they are from the streets when really they are most likely from a middle-class suburb family and have maybe smoked pot. Most likely the worst they have done is they got caught with a fake ID. Caution: people who claim to have 'street cred' probably have not spent any time on the street other than doing shopping downtown.

Also, people who try to pretend like they know how to live on the streets to sound cool obviously have not lived on the streets and probably have some issues.
"Ya, I got street cred. I once knew a black guy who went to jail."
"Living on the streets is dope, yo. I know, because I have street cred."
by RuKast December 14, 2008
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Credit Card Swipe

The disgusting but funny act of someone swiping their ass crack over someones nose while they are passed out usually from to much alcohol consumption!
Bob came to our party and drank all the piss and passed out so we gave him a Credit Card Swipe!
by Fridgemusa February 21, 2006
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