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Opportunity Cumpletion

Based loosely on the economic principle of opportunity cost:
1. It is the act of withholding ones orgasm during masterbation in hopes of finding a better scene/camera angle in the pornographic video you are watching.
2. The difficult decision that must be made during intercourse as to when it is acceptable for a male to finish.
I waited until the end of the film for my opportunity cumpletion.
by Balls Kolano January 20, 2009
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Cumper

A cross between cum and a dumpster.
I lost about 5 pounds of ball butter in that skanky cumper.
by Brent30 February 22, 2008
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cumpartment

1) The abode or crib of anyone who thinks they are or tries to be a player. Usually only used by the person himself, who is also universally known as a fucktard.

2) A newly single or 'freshly moved out of his parents basement' boy's apartment. Never with a roommate.

3) Any part of a woman's anatomy that can be used for sex.
1) I totally took her back to my cumpartment for some serious head!

2) I can't wait to get out of this place and into a cumpartment of my own.

3) What a whore. She takes it in every cumpartment she's got!
by Tarmaque the Magnificent June 10, 2005
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Cumphage

Revised: 2005
English- noun
From Etymology: Greek -phagos one that eats, from -phagos -phagous
From Etymology: Usually Asianlovers.com- cum the semen released by male ejaculation

Cumphage- One who just plain loves the cock; in particular, interested in sampling its flavor via the pallet. Cumphages can't stand not having cock within them, and are usually incapable of understanding life without it. To find a cumphage, one needs only to let out one's manhood in a populated area, and pronounce, "Mine is a cock awaiting a companion."
-Plural: Cumphagie 'cum-'faj-"IE also "Phage" ('faj)
adj. "phagelike"- having the qualities of a cumphage
Ken: Hey guys... guys... I just farted!
Linda: John, why did you even bring him, he's such a cumphage.
John: *sigh* He just came over to play pool...
by Armoredmancandy December 5, 2005
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Cumpuke

The forceful expulsion of seminal fluid from the mouth, after successfully performing fellatio.
"OMG Bro! Last night my boyfriend shot his load into my mouth. It was so much I couldn't swallow. I had to cumpuke".

"Your a cumpuke".
by Deigh Jay April 13, 2011
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Cumpire

Like a vampire, but they have to drink cum instead.
Man, that guy is a total cumpire.
by Ben Whofleck What? September 16, 2017
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cumpit

Vagina, cunt, Hachett wound
any place seamen is deposited
fetal slip and slide boyacaha
Jessica had planned to show her cumpit when she went out without any knickers on.
by ANTIKE October 31, 2007
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