cubania

she is a beatiful girl with long hair. She is lation or spanish. She is either tall or short. Her beaty can become the catcher of your eye. She has those sunny bright eyes even though it's brown. Her smile brings joy to every guy. Some times it almost make you scared to speak or be around her cause you're worry you'll do something stupid. She's fun to talk to and easy going, but she love to talk and have lots of fun. She love hugs even she feels bad or sad. She's a great kisses and lover. She's yellow skin or red skin with light brown hair and she has full beatiful lips OR small. She's emotional and shy at times and childish at times but sahe can be serious too. She is someone you can fall in love with and may fall in love with you.

Cubania: tall or short, beatiful, smart, kind, seriuos at times, childish, crazy, bright, shy, emtional, cool , funny, happy, yellow skin or red skin, long hair, brown hair or etc, layed back, smily, caring, and so much more that i can't even type or say i just know that sh is amazon.:)!!!

by young cheesy December 5, 2012

Cuban goodbye

Taking 45 minutes to leave a party as your Cuban spouse continues jabbering with her mother, her aunts, and her nieces.

Opposite of an Irish goodbye.

Every time I go to a party with Monkee in Miami, I spend 45 minutes in the driveway smoking my pipe as his espousa, Bertika, works the crowd in her Cuban goodbye.

by Sturgeons Rest September 17, 2015

Cuban Farmyard

The outcome from a good anal scratch. The digit used looks like a premium cuban cigar but smells like a farmyard.

I really killed off my itchy butt hole but ended up with a cuban farmyard

by JellyDeise September 16, 2016

cubana

Masturbation produced by rubbing the penis with the breasts of a woman

" Esa lumi hace unas cubanas de puta madre" "That whore makes wonderful cubanas"

"Ayer mi novia me hizo una cubana y lo pasamos bomba" "Yesterday my girlfriend made me a cubana and we had a wonderful time"

by fonsucu June 9, 2008

i aint no cuban

it used when some punk ass fool, insults your inteligance by saying sometihng that you already know hence didn't need to hear it again, or even keep repeating that shit over as if you aren't smart enough to get it from the first or the second time or even go on an on throguh every little detail that can be figured out through that pretty chill thing sometimes referred to as "common sense", it's like sayin chill out cocksucker i get it, and i ain't that stupid! and by the way that doesn't necessiraly mean that all cubans are dumb fools, well.. ehh niah, idk they make some killer cigars though

some fool: now we're gon do this the old skool waya of puff puff pass, meanin that after you toke once you toke again, then pass it to the person next to you, and then the next person hits it twice then..
you: i aint no cuban, GIMMIE THAT DAMN J, NO GREEN FOR YOU, GET THE FUCK OUTTA Here

by spider monkey mayen October 7, 2007

Cuban Missile Crisis

When you want to have a circle jerk, but you only have two participants. Tensions mount as the two males face each other and begin to masturbate, waiting to see who will shoot first. Bonus points if one of them has a cigar.

Anthony and Andy were bored, so they decided to have a game of Cuban Missile Crisis.

by kmac46 December 9, 2008

cuban bonfire

when a guy sets the girl's pubic hair on fire and puts out the fire with his semen.

Tom: did you have a cuban bonfire with her?

Tim: oh yeah, her pubes were totally on fire.

Tom: you put it out, right?

Tim: yeah. my semen was all over the place!

by bob has goodies June 1, 2009