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The crucifix

When a male/ female is giving a blow job, 2 hand jobs (one with each hand) and taking it up the rear all at the same time so they are spread out in the shape of a cross.
Jimbo spicebag and the boys got that girl in the crucifix last night at storm for a half gram.
by Donnathan Dohnuts December 27, 2020
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as crucial as cucumbers

Unless your making pickles, cucumbers are not crucial so this is a saying when you declare something as not necessary.
As Mary was getting ready for her job interview, she realized that she had neglected to brush up on her Spanish. As this job required no language other than French, she calmed herself and realized her concerns were as crucial as cucumbers.
by von groovy August 9, 2024
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Correct Crucifixtion

A sexual position designed to accommodate the event where one man must please 4 women at once, where in the guy lays on his back with his arms stretched out to the side as if he is being crucified, and 2 women sit on of his hands, one mounts him in cowgirl, and the last girl sits on his face. Using both hands, mouth, and penis the guy can successfully bang 4 chicks at once.
Jason had to use the Correct Crucifixtion when he took on Emme and her 3 friends in the upstairs bedroom.
by Cbat Rhythm King January 8, 2024
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Correct Crucifixion

A sexual position in which a guys pleasures four girls at once by laying on his back in a crucifixion like pose: two girls sit on his hands while he fingers them, one sits on his face and receives oral sex, and the last rides him in cowgirl.
The guy went upstairs to the bedroom with four women to perform the correct crucifixion.
by Cbat Rhythm King March 7, 2024
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Booty crucher

À person who like to squeeze asses..
A butt squeezer
Hey did you know that Tommy was a booty crucher?
Billy stop going around squeezing people ass.
by Kittiechell January 4, 2025
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The crucible

Where you go when you finish a night out and get no huzz so you need to sit there in silence and think about what went wrong
Yeah bro, we are not getting bare active tonight, let's go the crucible
by Robbos729 June 21, 2025
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Throat Goat Crucifixion

When you use an exercise band to hold someones head in place while they give you a blowjob
My girlfriend really likes throat goat crucifixion, she must have a really good lung capacity.
by CJ142857 May 1, 2022
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