dont think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm

a proverb that was cool that means stuff

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dont think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm

by OOOOFFFFF November 30, 2017

Crocodile tears

The act of crying while participating in sexual intercourse with a friend of your significant other.

As he unbuckled his jeans I couldn't hold back the crocodile tears.

by Paza-Fucking-mistic April 18, 2018

crocolachrymose

shedding crocodile tears; pretending to be sympathetic.

Our leaders are all crocolachrymose. They pretend to share people's sorrows but on the contrary they are acting against their interests.

by uttam maharjan October 26, 2010

Croccos

Imagine doggo but you are talking bout crocs

Insert into my croccos please

by ARADSAS February 6, 2018

Croccoisseur

A person who owns and wears a plethora of Croc footwear. Usually has them in multiple colors and styles. And is most likely to use Apple technology. It just is.

Observer: Every time I see that dude, he's wearing different crocs. How many pairs of ugly shoes does 1 person need?
Friend of Judgy McJudgerton: Must be a Croccoisseur...

by Starnca June 9, 2023

Crocopig

A woman who is not just fat but fugly too. Comes from the joining of Crocodile and Pig.

Man, that bitch is a total crocopig

by Maddam January 20, 2009

Crocoffs

The knock-off version of the popular shoes Crocs. They often have mishapen holes and are decorated with strange, ugly designs, but they are a cheap alternative to the overpriced real Crocs shoes.

Anne: I was going to buy myself a pair of Crocs, but they are soooo expensive.

Lisa: Well, get a pair of Crocoffs! They will be way less costly!

by Dr Lina P June 12, 2009