crispy bacon

A man ejaculates on a womans body, after jizzm has hardened she peals it off and then eats it.
Man me and frank were a little hungry last night so we made some crispy bacon if know what i mean ;)
by elisha lina September 23, 2007
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stay crispy

to be chill, cool, relaxed.
Yo Chazz, stay crispy, peace.
by shaunzdead44 October 10, 2007
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Crispy Crotch

When a woman shapes Rice Krispy Treats into a dildo and has her lesbian lover use it.
I forgot my vibrator so I gave her a Crispy Crotch instead.
by Zippy_dooda April 11, 2010
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Crispy Creamer

When two lesbians initiate in a scissoring match in a closed room while sweating profusely. The following combination of sweat, saliva, and vaginal fluids are then collected in a bucket until it reaches a near-solid state to be ingested by both parties.
"Yo, I heard Madison got with Sharon for a Crispy Creamer."
by mtark3 December 24, 2015
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Crispy Cream

When a guy ejaculates on a girls stomach,lets it dry out, and then feeds it to her. It is both cripy and creamy, and the ladies love it!
Last night was awesome, I crispy creamed Sara and she loved it.
by RANDRSR March 28, 2008
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crispy coke

idrk tbh but you just add it into sentences randomly to make them more interesting, it’s fun, u should try it
that maths test was traumatic crispy coke like just no
by t's and c's apply June 05, 2020
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crispy kreme

when a girls asleep, you beat off on her face and when she wakes up its crispy on her face
I gave his mom a crispy kreme.
by cclark March 28, 2007
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