crispy bacon

A man ejaculates on a womans body, after jizzm has hardened she peals it off and then eats it.

Man me and frank were a little hungry last night so we made some crispy bacon if know what i mean ;)

by elisha lina October 7, 2007

stay crispy

to be chill, cool, relaxed.

Yo Chazz, stay crispy, peace.

by shaunzdead44 October 26, 2007

Crispy Crotch

When a woman shapes Rice Krispy Treats into a dildo and has her lesbian lover use it.

I forgot my vibrator so I gave her a Crispy Crotch instead.

by Zippy_dooda July 6, 2010

Crispy Creamer

When two lesbians initiate in a scissoring match in a closed room while sweating profusely. The following combination of sweat, saliva, and vaginal fluids are then collected in a bucket until it reaches a near-solid state to be ingested by both parties.

"Yo, I heard Madison got with Sharon for a Crispy Creamer."

by mtark3 April 3, 2016

Crispy Cream

When a guy ejaculates on a girls stomach,lets it dry out, and then feeds it to her. It is both cripy and creamy, and the ladies love it!

Last night was awesome, I crispy creamed Sara and she loved it.

by RANDRSR March 27, 2008

crispy kreme

when a girls asleep, you beat off on her face and when she wakes up its crispy on her face

I gave his mom a crispy kreme.

by cclark April 3, 2007

crispy coke

idrk tbh but you just add it into sentences randomly to make them more interesting, it’s fun, u should try it

that maths test was traumatic crispy coke like just no

by t's and c's apply June 5, 2020