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Cripps

To be absolutely useless with all forms of technology, if they touch anything it will go wrong or break.
Also commonly uses the words goat or muppet.
person with cripps gene: the pc has stopped working!
normal person: let me look
person with cripps gene: what the??... how did you do that
normal person: I dont have the cripps gene

Cripps: that person drives like a goat.
by 01010101010101010 February 20, 2009
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chippawa

a chipmunk shaped dildo..used by guys who cant get it up.usually a live chipmunk.cn also be used as an insult.
1) if you cnt get it up AGAIN...just use a chippawa

2)KYLE IS A CHIPPAWA!!
by emi December 20, 2004
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cripple biscuits

what one may have been eating prior to a poor performance.

Biscuits that, when consumed, reduce someone's prowess (at sport for example) to that of a cripple
"John was playing brilliantly in the first half, now he's shite, he must have been eating cripple biscuits at half time"
by Tom Ashby January 21, 2007
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chippapi

when a guy fucks a girl and you pull yo dick out it is all slimmy so you slap the bitch in the face with yo dick.
i chippapied your mom last night.
by Dannee December 13, 2006
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crippling autism

When someone such as anon cannot be taken seriously as thay take most things as a joke
See that guy anon he has such crippling autism that he'll shitpost in public despite the situation: :example : filthy frank
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Cripalette

Cripalettes aint got love for Die-'Rus.
by Uzzi2 December 4, 2007
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Crippy

Also known as "krippy" its a slang name for hydroponic Florida grown marijuana. The indoor grow capital of the world. This is just "good" cannabis, but other states grow a million times better and organically farmed vs the nutrient pumped crippy weed.

Krippy high-grade is not the best but not the worst, it is grown STRICTLY by illegal and legal Cuban immigrants in southwest, southeast, and even central florida.

The appearance is almost always the same as they only grow a few varieties of strains. Excessive Orange hairs, fresh-plant smell, fluffy buds, medium THC levels is a DEAD-give away of indoor-grown Floridian cannabis. It is often distributed throughout all the major Floridia cities and even north up the coast line on 95
"you got any crippy?"
by bdreams August 26, 2013
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