TRITANIC CRAP

A crap so large it has to break in 3 before sinking into the murky sewer toilet abyss.

Get the toilet reamer, this Tritanic Crap isn't going down without a fight.

by Grogan Crush April 21, 2010

Lumberjack crap

When you take a shit and the turd stands up straight like a log, then you pretend you're a lumberjack and push it over.

Max: Hey I just took a lumberjack crap

Joe: Did you push it over like you're supposed to?
Max: Course I did

by BigD ken February 3, 2015

start-crap

it's like start-up but really crappy

- dude, this project looks amazing!
- nah, it's another silicon valley start-crap

by stefan-the-master July 18, 2015

Beeker Cheap

The ultimate in cheapness.
Totally tight

I may be cheap but I'm not Beeker Cheap.

by Remart October 20, 2016

Kinder crap

Cheap, grimy and unsightly large plastic toys that your trashy neighbors keep on their balcony as eyesores to the community.

The dirtbags next door keep their balcony strewn about with cheap unsightly kinder crap.

by ShockaRocka June 11, 2018

Ye Olde Piece of Crap

The huge, green load that comes out after being constipated for a week.

I feel a Ye Olde Piece of Crap coming.

by Guahgaaf August 18, 2010

Weight-Watchers Crap

A bowel movement so large it results in a measurable reduction of your weight. The kind of movements people try to have just before weigh-in at a Weight-Watchers meeting.

Damn, I feel five pounds lighter, that was a real Weight-Watchers crap. Where's the scale?

by vbartilucci November 5, 2010