Cranberry Cream Pie

When you are giving oral sex and vomit on the girl’s vagina.

Zac: did you have sex last night?
Hunter: nah I ate her out and yacked. Good old fashioned cranberry cream pie.

by Nshim September 9, 2021

Cream pie

When you come in the girls vagina and it’s super creamy

I gave that bdussy a cream pie

by Abcumlla September 18, 2021

cream pie

a pie with cream in it, what did you expect some kind of sexual innuendo?

female: “i want a cream pie”
male: okay
female: “mmm this is delicious thank you”

by hunter041 August 10, 2021

Blumpkin Cream Pie

Popular Greek-American sex act. If you have to ask, you probably don’t want to know.

Alexis demanded a blumpkin cream pie from her friend.

by CharlieRomeo September 3, 2021

Muay tai cream pie

When you ejaculate in a women to then throat chop her so she makes a sound similar to Buddhist prayer

Noah gave my sister a muay tai cream pie and I want revenge for his heinous acts

by Kohpissyboi December 6, 2024

Oatmeal Cream Pie

When you cream pie your favorite GILF after taking her to breakfast to catch the early bird special.

It was getting hot and heavy and then suddenly when she told me that I would be the beneficiary on her life insurance policy I oatmeal cream pied your granny. It was the best night of my life.

by Pete Camache June 25, 2025

Dream Cream Pie

When a woman shits into a pie shell until it forms a crust for a pie, a man the milks his cock into it until it is filled with cum, he then feeds it to his family

Person 1: I gave a homeless family a Dream Cream Pie
Person 2: Kill yourself

by Freaky Gooner 405 August 1, 2025