crapezoid

"The crapezoid derives from the quadrilateral polygon known as a trapezoid. Simply stated, it is a turd with parallel sides and uneven ends." This definition nicely dovetails with the actual definition of a trapezoid.

Crapezoidal turds are not rare; in fact, the crapezoid accounts for about 99.99999983% of all turds.

by G. Gordon Schiltkraut September 12, 2023

crapOS Shartoma

A piece of shit operating system that is so resource intensive on decent hardware and has much higher minimum requirements than older macOS Versions. It runs like absolute garbage compared to it's predecessors and has many issues on patched macs, even more than Ventura.

I can't believe I installed crapOS Shartoma on this MacBook.
crapOS Shartoma runs way worse than how it ran on Ventura on my iMac.
I might just go back to ventura, crapOS Shartoma is just bogging my macbook down.

by trolltime12 January 17, 2024

Crapeine

A crapeine dream is when you dream of anything but all the characters are puppets.

Oh! I had a crapeine dream last night, it was like the Muppets!

by Urbaneer101 February 3, 2025

Capeship

A genre of fiction characterized by themes of both romance and super-heroism. The romance-focused subgenre of "capeshit". Similar to "Romantasy" (The romance-focused subgenre of high-fantasy)

Guy who likes superheroes: "Hey, I wanted to try reading some romance fiction. Do you have any recommendations?"
Girl who reads all sort of romance fiction: "Oh, I think you would definitely appreciate some Capeship books."

by Azarath99 July 22, 2025

Capes

What you answer to the nice person who opened a clickbait article and copied out the relevant part, so you don't have to . Since you don't have to wade through the ads and random pop-ups, you realise this is one of the heroes who don't wear capes (but also, time is money, so you don't type out the full sentence).

"AITA for not blablablabla?"
"Capes! I was wondering what this was about."

by AndyArken August 16, 2025

Crapsolutely perfect

Sarcastic expression used when a situation turns out exactly wrong or in the most inconvenient, frustrating, or disastrous way possible.

This concert was so bad, it was crapsolutely perfect.

by TexasDragon76 September 5, 2025

Crapsolutely perfect

When a situation turns out “perfect” in the absolute worst way possible. Usually said with heavy sarcasm to highlight how everything went wrong, yet managed to line up with irritating precision.

“Oh, the car broke down in the rain, my phone’s dead, and I left my wallet at home. Crapsolutely perfect.”

by TexasDragon76 September 5, 2025