Carpal Tunnel

Where you get a dull, aching cramp in you hand and wrist from wanking (yourself or someone else) off for too long.

Girl: "Shit I'm getting cramp"
Boy: "It's just Carpal Tunnel bitch, get over it"

by dontlistentothem November 3, 2010

crapalanche

A large exlplosion of crap venting from one's bowles, usually in a liquid/solid state of matter, accompanied by vomit inducing gases. Typically the by product of rancid fish tacos or the equivalent.

Man, I just got done with the supersized KFC bucket, origninal recipe, and got hit by a massive crapalanche. Good thing I still had the bucket handy.

by blunomad March 5, 2011

Capashitty

Its the amount of poop you can hold it and the time that you can hold it in for.

Man 1: Hey whats your Capashitty
Man 2: 5 hours maximum bro. After that i lose it!

by fungusshit October 7, 2009

Capalbo

A greasy haired person who is usually from the East Coast of the US.

Did you see the Capalbo in the swimming pool?

Yeah, he left an oil slick behind him.

What a Capalbo!

by CGmonkey August 22, 2012

Handy capable

It’s when someone is not like completely stupid

“ my dog ran into a glass door he’s handy capable “

by Kaceyw January 23, 2019

flux capacitor

Flux Capacitor ~ An electrical component used to temporarily store the force of an electric or magnetic feild consisting f two(2) or moe ufaces seperted by a nonconductor dielectric

Doc: "This is what makes time travel possible, the Flux Capacitor."

by ERcubed February 11, 2006

Capaneese

When someone speaks fluent Cap.

haha bro i fricked ur mum last night!
Nah, thats cap, you speaking straight capaneese.
Damn haha you got me there big chief

by Blakietheboss October 21, 2020