Ball-cramp

When you are about to have sex but your partner changes their mind. This results in Ball-cramp or blue balls

"Did you fuck Sarah last night?" "She took off her clothes , then decided she didn't want to" "Sounds like you got a case of the ball-cramps"

by AlphaBeeboOmie November 25, 2017

wankers cramp

Soreness in the hand - and in particular, the wrist - brought on by excessive or inhuman levels of masturbation. Known to cause chafing and in some cases, bleeding, to the area in question.

Tom Hanks' character in Saving Private Ryan was a sufferer of Wankers cramp.

by CommieKras May 19, 2010

man cramp

The pain a guy feels when hit or injured in the groin.

When the woman kneed him in the groin, he got a serious case of man cramp.

His man cramp was so bad, he couldn't walk.

by VampireRatz December 29, 2007

cramp

To interfere with; to ruin

Don't cramp my style

by enzo July 19, 2004

Crame

A pint of Guinness. Derived from cream.

Had a heap of Crame last night.

by Wob@Work January 12, 2009

cramping

Something a female will tell you to hint that she's on her period

Wyd later ?
I don't feel like doing anything at all I'm cramping

Say no more .

by californiachickkk March 29, 2015

hair cramp

when your hair dries a certain way then you change the part and it hurts SO BAD!

I had a massive hair cramp this morning!

by blubunny November 15, 2007