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couple esp

When you just know your boyfriend/girlfriend's about to call, and youknow when something's wrong with them, and you can finish each other's sentences.
We're so cute...we have couple esp.
by Scandalicious (Jo-Dee) April 30, 2003
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the_perfect_couple

Two people who love each other with all of their hearts, and would do anything for one another. When they are always thinking of each other and want to be a part of everything in their lives. Always together as if they were inseparable. Love is not a strong enough word to describe the feelings they express.
An example of the_perfect_couple is Tom and Kristin.
by Tom I. January 29, 2007
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Tennis Court Couple

1)A couple who sits in a disgusting shaddy place every day of the year and makes out in public in a disgustingly gushy way. Commonly at school tennis courts. Both people are usually extremely ugly and don't seem like ANYONE should ever kiss them.
2)A couple who would fake sick from school to have sex and most commonly follows first definition.
Wow Jeese and Kelsey make a total Tennis Court Couple.
by mwahaha's accomplice March 25, 2005
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Couples

To have sex with someone; Sexual intercourse

Used in the musical Spring Awakening.
Moritz: "One question, Melchie. How can you understand what a woman feels when she... you know... couples with a man?"
by Julia Gibbs December 23, 2010
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Coupletwothree

adj : more than one in number, but less than four; a couple; two, three.
"Me an' Mr. B're gonna go smoke a COUPLETWOTHREE doobies during the break for all our homies who ain't around no mo'."

"Mr. Belt and I taught Wifey a COUPLETWOTHREE lessons for talking back that she won't soon forget."
by codan the barbarian April 14, 2005
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Couple Tees

The gentle art of matching identical clothes with a significant other (especially t-shirts).

It is not uncommon to see entire matching outfits, including shoes and accessories. Occasionally entire families and done up head to toe in matching outfits.

Most commonly seen in East Asian countries, but there have been sightings of such airbrushed classiness on the U.S. Gulf Coast.
"On the beach I saw lots of couple tees today."

"Oh my God, are those three guys wearing couple swimming trunks?"
by gdolezal February 16, 2009
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Couples Disease

When 2 people (both in seperate relationships) are so used to being in a couple that they are adapted to being in a pair. If the other half of the relationship is not around, then the person will try to form a pairing with another person (preferably someone who is also in a relationship). This pairing usually contains no sexual activity, but will usually contain some "snuggling" if it is an other night situation.

These people (ever since being in a relationship) crave being in a pair. This will mean that in groups of 3, if there are 2 people in a relationship and one person who is single, the two people currently in a relationship will attach to each other due to the fact that they have something in common (the fact that they are both in a relationship). This will leave the person who is not in a relationship left out of conversation (see "Third Wheel).
This leaves the single person to realize this, and will give him the urge to write this on urban dictionary (because he has nothing better to do and is single...)

You cannot contract the disease without being in a relationship, as you don't feel the NEED to bond (that doesn't mean they don't WANT to form a bond though...)
Mac is going out with *insert girl A's name here
Mia is going out with *insert boy A's name here

Mac and Mia decide to snuggle up together for the night leaving *insert lonely person's name here* on his own for the night. Lonely person realizes that Mac and Mia have Couples Disease
by DMAN03 July 13, 2012
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