the little engine that could

A minuscule penis which is capable of providing mountains of pleasure

When I saw the size of his penis, I thought "it can't" but he said, "I think I can, I think I can, I think I can" and damn if he didn't! The little engine that could - ain't no mountain high enough!

by Luscious Lips Lynda December 20, 2013

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Wild Horses Couldn't Stop Me

Before the Romans invaded England there was a small town in the south western corner of the British Isle. This part of the Island was well known for copious amounts of wild horses. Legend has it that it was impossible to tame these horses. People from all over Britain tried but all had failed.Day by day, the horses began to gather around the town thus cutting off all incomers and outgoes. The people in the town began to see this as a problem and sent people to find help outside of the town but the wild horses defeated them all. Eventually the town died off, but the legend prevailed, and the phrase, "Wild horses couldn't stop me" was used all over Britain.

"Are you sure she'll let you go?"
"Wild horses couldn't stop me."

by SALAMANDER11 August 27, 2008

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you could survive a car crash

to say to someone, 'you could survive a car crash' implys that they are fat, therefore would not be killed in a car crash due to all their 'padding'. in extreme cases, 'crash crash' can be exchanged for 'plane crash' or even 'a armageddon'.

Bek: OMG, I am getting soo fat lately!

Christina and Taylah: you could survive a car crash.

by C/B/T February 15, 2009

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couldn't-give-a-fuck book

A ficticious item that can be used in sarcastic replies to people who tell you something that you really couldn't give two shits about. Especially useful for people who work in customer-facing roles eg. bouncers, security guards etc.

Guy: I really need to get in that club!
Bouncer: You're not coming in.
Guy: But my friends are in there with my ID...
Bouncer: Ah ok, well let me just write that down in my couldn't-give-a-fuck book...

by samwisegamg33 May 13, 2011

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