cosmic jizz

The junk you find primarily on used video game controlers found at yard sales and flea markets

I got a sweet deal on an old nintendo. But it's totally covered in cosmic jizz

by zaksquatch July 22, 2011

Cosmic Brownies

A slang term used to say that you want to eat someone's human waste.

Can I have some Cosmic Brownies???

by poopcats267 November 19, 2023

Cosmic Free Way

Cosmic Free Way is a jam band from the Reno/Tahoe area.

Cosmic Free Way jams with Probable Cause.

by Hippipimp November 9, 2009

Cosmic

1) out of this world
2) inconceivably vast
3)indescribable/unimaginable

4) something phenomenal

His driving skills are cosmic

Their fit is cosmic

Those kicks are cosmic, way outta this world

by Malume phill January 18, 2019

you came from a great cosmic egg

another way of telling someone that you want them out of your conversation because they were not initially part of it and hence don't know even what the convo is about when they butt in

why are you interrupting, stop changing the subject; you came from a great cosmic egg

by Sexydimma March 28, 2015

Cosmic

The best person ever to walk on this planet. They are both funny and caring (very hard to find in a person) This mf will make you the happiest person ever just like how they made me happy. They are also the most lovable dumbass in the world.

I love cosmic

by cosmiccc June 22, 2021

Cosmic Fart

A fart which would start off the multiverse by creating multiple big bangs throughout space itself and If one happens it proceeds to break space time itself until it crashes the simulation without us knowing.

Friend: Hey, you notice the Cosmic fart either God ate nasty Taco Bell or Jesus did.

Friend 2: You nasty bitch stfu. You believe in the crap naw it’s all a simulati——-

by Crack Head May 23, 2020