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cosmic

a loose bottom with a broken laptop
Cosmic is a loose bottom, who dictates people on discord with a broken laptop
by Jessica sjsjsj March 20, 2021
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cosmic

the greatest friend anyone could ever ask for who's fun to talk to and will always cheer up!

(👇🏻that is just a hint for the cosmic im talking about )
by everydumbuserwastaken January 19, 2022
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Cosmic Wock

Cosmic Wock is a term used to describe a Wock mix that contains a high drug potency which has a rating of 60% SBV ( Syrup By Volume ) or higher.
Yooo bro this Cosmic Wock is sending me to space!
by No Celebration March 19, 2024
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Cosmic Brownie

A fruity brown boy who is medically obese. The multi colored chocolate pieces on a cosmic brownie resemble a gay black man.
“Hey Cletus, get that damn cosmic brownie and bring him back to the ranch. He only picked 40 pounds this week!”
by shittersclogged March 9, 2022
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cosmic quickie

The act or thought of having sexual intercourse with one's parental figure in an outer-earthly plane.
Landan had the idea of a cosmic quickie towards Jess' mum
by Ronald Dodger July 30, 2022
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Cosmic Piñata

An entity/person/thing that is responsible for actively or passively absorbing bad events (or, taking the 'hit') so that good things can happen to others, or so that others can avoid bad things.

When it happens passively, the Universe is picking on you.
When it happens actively, the unfortunate person is fixing their karma.
Example 1:
Guy 1: Hey, I heard Steve got struck by lightening thirteen times yesterday!
Guy 2: Yeah totally. I was standing right next to him. If he didn't take it all I would have gotten struck too!
Guy 1: Oh God, yeah, Steve must be a cosmic piñata. Last time I was almost hit by a car but Steve appeared out of nowhere-the car swerved and hit Steve instead!... We're lucky he was with us when shit happened!

Example 2:
Guy 1 does 20 gacha pulls in a mobile game and get rubbish. Guy 1 is a conmic Piñata because he unwittingly raised the chance for another player to get something good.
Guy 2 does 1 gacha pull and get 10 x 5* characters. Guy 2 got lucky because Guy 1 absorbed all the trash.

Example 3:
Girl 1: Hey look! a Louis Vuitton for only 50 bucks on this website!!
Girl 2: *pulls out credit card and buys 10* - OMG! I NEED!

Girl 2: *Finds out it was fake and the thieves stole her credit card details and maxed it out. She didn't have theft insurance.* - Shit!

Girl 1: Oh God! Lucky you found out or it would have been me who would have been conned!
by TaoistCat October 4, 2020
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cosmic

they’re one of the most amazing people you’ll ever meet and speak to. they’re so caring they’ll put their needs before their own. one of the bestest people i’ve met. they’re one of the most strongest people i’ve met.
alyssa: wow they’re so nice!
leah: theyre defo called cosmic
by iloveksi May 6, 2020
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