Birth Control

What humans are reluctant to do since sex is a fun activity.

The Catholic church states that birth control is evil, even if the parents can't afford to raise even one child.

by AYB May 7, 2003

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Birth Control Patrol

Making sure your girlfriend takes her birth control because you didn't pull out fast enough or never pull out.

"Dude I was so in the moment that I didn't pull out, I'm going to be on birth control patrol until her next period for sure!"

by Don Juan the Third3 October 19, 2009

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An agressive sexual act in which a man and woman are partaking in sexual-intercourse (works best when female is riding male in a 'reverse cowgirl' position) and the woman, sensing that her male partner is close to ejaculation, will strike the male in the testicles with a forceful blow causing them to recede into the body as a defense mechanism and also causing the penis to shrink thus ruining the sensation of orgasm if it even happens at all...
(Usually used as a revenge tactic for the 'dirty sanchez', 'donkey punch', or 'broken hearing aid')

Last night my man was giving me shit about my ass jiggling too much during sex, so I used some 'Arkansas birth control' and ended the night with a bowl of ice-cream.

by p1zl3 January 3, 2007

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girth control

a state or condition in which a woman is so rotund that it is highly unlikely that a member of the opposite sex will engage with her in a procreative or other sexual act

"Suzie's lucky she's never had to worry about going on the pill," Erin cattily remarked. "With a figure like hers, she can always rely for protection on girth control."

by Andrew Roedell March 5, 2007

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