contagilicious

A merge between contagious and delicious. Can be used to describe really hot hookers that may have an STD. You know you shouldnt but you just cant help yourself.

I should have used a rubber mate but that hoe was too contagilicious!

by nic0teen March 3, 2011

contemplasturbate

1.) The practice of either abusing introspective thought to procrastinate or not contribute to a group.

2.) To seduce and falsely intrigue women by a charlatan, pseudo-intellectual PUA posing as cerebral and deep in thought.

3.) Essentially, the mental raping of another person during a conversation involving one or more parties directly communicating with another party that is avoiding eye contact to stare at the genitals, mouths and the babalons of those he is violating sexually in his own mind in real time.

4.) Systematically imagining the varied subject matter and apparatus to include in one's next meth-driven, epic masturbation marathon.

1.) All men habitually contemplasturbate both in, around, and far beyond the presence of women.

by Dr. Octagynocologist May 23, 2014

Containious

When you see someone holding a container, then you find yourself holding a container too, or vice versa.

As he was holding a heavy box full of tools, he witnessed someone holding one as well.
"Damn, it's containious!"

by blonde nympho September 8, 2014

Contact Cancer

Essentially the same thing as contact high, except you are absorbing cancer rather than THC.

Bebel was shitposting so hard, it gave me contact cancer.

by Vintoriak September 13, 2016

contatination

when you didn’t leave enough space and your tattoos run together

Your contatination tangle is not a bad way of doing it.

by sdseww June 12, 2017

Contact Hangover

A hangover that occurred solely because of you and your peers behavior the night prior even though you consumed no alcohol, you still wake up with the same headhache, and light sensitivity.

I think you all partied to hard last night, I woke up with a Contact Hangover

by Charlesekeisler May 23, 2018

Contact Hype

When you get hyped because people around you are hyped.

Chris got major contact hype from Jerrod on the way to Bassrush.

by LunaUsagi July 20, 2018