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deaths construction

A leader of Pigs,A simple drainage of the bowels. A big blockage in the asshole. A true dick by nature.A sudden stop in lifes fun.
I wish I could take a good deaths construction
That person is a true deaths construction
by rukkus November 9, 2005
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political constipation

When a political figure in a high office, (i.e.; The President) tries to push for some sort of change but is unable to due to opposition from the opposing party.
The President has political constipation since he can't get new regulations to pass in Congress.
by darcwizrd September 10, 2013
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Conviction Constriction

When your banging a girl in a church and a pastor or other religious leader walks in and the girl becomes overcome with conviction and tightens up everywhere...
Mike: How was church bro?

Nick: Awesome man! Gave this chick some conviction constriction!
Mike: Praise the lord!
by Nickyp August 6, 2014
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smelling construction

When a couple breaks off from a larger group in a city or town atmosphere alone. Sex is implied.
"Hey, where did Adam and Mary go? We're about to leave. "
" I don't know, probably off smelling construction somewhere. "
"Oh, we should leave them be then."
by PeanutSeats January 4, 2015
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sob constipation

You had to get a good cry out, but it wasn't the time or place. Now, that cry is still there, but because of holding it you're not able to get it out anymore.
Brad: For god's sake Janet.. get a grip on yourself!
Janet: Oh, Brad, it's lucky that some people here don't have such a bad case of sob constipation. Keep that up and you'll need an emotional enema!
by bearpaw7 January 18, 2015
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Burp constipation

It's when you really need to burp but can't & hold it in, only to get constipated cause you just really need to let it out
I should have burped when I had the chance, now I have burp constipation
by Kittycatgoestweet May 6, 2016
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NoScope Constipation

"I have NoScope constipation every morning!"
by Ryeism August 8, 2016
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