congress

The coolest shit ever, or meaning that your about to kick someones ass.

That is fucking congress ass, or i am about to go congress on that mother fucker

by Michael Strealing Dick September 23, 2008

Congeeled

The act of you or your partner placing an eel up your butt, pulling it out and then slapping yourself repeatedly in the face with it.

"Greg, what is that smell? What is all over your face?" "I was congeeled last night!"

by Kahnnnnn November 1, 2018

coneee

a ass who poops

Like my moms ass poops

by Anonymous October 24, 2003

Congestive

what a sexy dumb blonde biaatch!!

*walks into door*
wot a congestive wannabe :S:S::S

by loooooooooooolhi October 20, 2008

Coneeger

The nasty, dirty shits that occur the day after a night of superabundant drinking; especially that of beer.
aka: the Beer-shits.

"Dude, I had the worst coneegers on Saturday"

"After that keggar on thursday I had the nastiest Coneegers of life!"

"Wow! My Coneegers were like golf balls"- James Arias.

by Dirty D. March 7, 2009

congrets

noun- /kuhn-grets/ What you offer when you don't know if you should be saying congratulations or sympathies.

ex. "So you broke up with the person who made you miserable? Well, congrets!"

by MsKitten November 25, 2010

Congress Fatigue

Often abbreviated C.F.; Congress Fatigue comes when you stay in one place for too long. When suffering fro C.F. you exhaust all your resources (resources being your "Favorites List") or adding too many episodes of Hoarders to your TiVo. When one has done all this they suffer C.F. ever worse thus making them go into a rut that is damn near impossible to break. This can lead to the much worse, Cabin Fever. One can imagine this being felt by the actual members of Congress.

Charlie: Damn computers was brutal today!
Steve: I know! I didn't do anything but go onto my favorites list and I was still gettin' Congress Fatigue.
Charlie: I didn't do anything but use my phone to schedule Hoarders on TiVo.

by Blood Ocean January 26, 2011