Confucius

An alternative spelling and/or pronunciation of the word "confused" or "confusion", commonly associated with Buk Lau

You very confucius, you know?

by antiquing April 25, 2021

cowfuck

a cowfuck is when something is so insanely fucking stupid, its a huge fuck up. so huge, it can be compared to a cow. so when you sleep woth the wrong girl, it can be called a cowfuck.

emily: DID YOU SLEEP WITH MY SISTER?
josh: no wtf u stupid bitch i just slept with you...
emily: NO THAT WAS MY SISTER
josh: cowfuck.......sorry. lol.

by mommymilker334 November 14, 2021

confuctified

Confused and fucked up or confusing and fucked up at the same time.

You just confuctified my brain.

by Nie mas tygrysa November 16, 2021

confuciuon

A muddled-up state of mind regarding da teachings of a wise philosopher.

John Duns Scotus was a learned genius, but due to confuciuon among some of his followers, many folks thought he was an idiot, which is where da term "dunce cap" came from.

by QuacksO March 29, 2022

confucting

A word to express something that is both confusing and conflicting at the same time.

The idea that Earth IS Hell is a very confucting concept.

by Julius F. Tenpenny March 6, 2022

Cunfuckled

A state of confusion where one knows they are metaphorically fucked.

I have a chemistry test later and I don’t know the material.. I’m so cunfuckled

by Sabrinaaaa. June 7, 2022

Confuksuated

When your ass is constipated over living life on life's term's and overwhelmed by heavy burdens weights

While continuation of every damn thing on her mind mixed with outside issues sprinkled with addiction...tada 🎉 confuksuated

by Toez September 10, 2022