Compact shrub

When a man iron's his penis hair down before intercourse to make the time more plesurable.

My compact shrub made sex lots of fun

by Danille Leroy December 3, 2006

Comp-wad

Basically a computer nerd who tries to get chicks with their computer-techy language.

Rochester: Dude...James tried to pick-up Marcy by calling her a sexy giga-babe....then he tried to show her how an intel processor works.
Francis: WAT A COMP-WAD...
Rochester: Wanna play counter-strike?
Francis: Chyea

by loblaws September 22, 2007

Comp Stache

A moustache grown until the completion of a particular event. Usually grown by men who cannot grow a full luxurious moustache. Very common in Military MOS schools.

Your Comp Stache is glorious!

by JohnQNavy November 15, 2010

Compact Crap

Simply a term for Buttfucking

Dude, I did it! She let me compact crap last night.

by FatChicks4Life19 November 16, 2010

Compactus

A horizontal filing cabinet on rails used in offices for space efficiency

Oh my god, dont get crushed by the compactus.
Beware of the compactus

by mrgg December 22, 2010

comp sci casual

Wearing a tee-shirt when otherwise a collar would be worn.

Here, the programmers get casual Friday every day; it's comp sci casual.

by amodell February 13, 2013

compassionista

A person devoted to living compassionately and inspiring compassion in others.

Person #1:"Look at that lazy guy begging for money. I mean, get a job!"

Person #2: "They might be going through a tough time or something. Maybe they have a mental illness and their family doesn't know where they are."
Person #1:"Wow, thanks, compassionista! You just made me sound like a douche."
Person #2: (silence is golden)

by beacompassionista August 18, 2014