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coconut

A device used to make galloping sounds when cut into two halves and hollowed out.
SOLDIER #1:
What? Ridden on a horse?
ARTHUR:
Yes!
SOLDIER #1:
You're using coconuts!
ARTHUR:
What?
SOLDIER #1:
You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're bangin' 'em together.
by AMmayhem November 12, 2004
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Coconut

A coconut is a person who like the fruit, is white on the inside yet brown on the outside. Eg. Indian This person may like to party, drink alcohol,have boyfriends, dress in westernised clothing despite their asian appearance and upbringing.
Ed: Hey, is Sandeep (the Coconut) going to the party?
Josh : Yeah he said he's not going to temple this week.

Sandeep: omg, its christmas next week!

Ed: Dude, your hindu.
by fubtabulous September 14, 2012
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Common

Very common (pun intended) misconception of the words: "come on"

Commonly used by uneducated teens and young adults in today's world. Especially in social media.

Most often confused with the abbreviation "c'mon"
Person 1: I can't make it to the party tonight!

Person 2: COMMON man, are you serious?!

Person 1: What? You just said common in the wrong context, I think you should be studying for English class instead of partying all night.
by chris0987 August 7, 2012
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coconut surprise

n. - the act of having unprotected sex, pulling out before ejaculation, ejaculating on one's hand, and slapping the girl in the face.
Hmmm, I don't have a condom. What should I do? I know!... ha, coconut surprise, bitch!
by Jengajam October 14, 2006
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Coconut Speedo

-Be sure to bring your coconut bras to the party!

-Oh, I'm bringin' my coconut speedo... Yah, just let your mind wander with that for a while.
by CreeperStash June 23, 2008
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Mother Coconuts

A term for words that can drop you dead in laughter. Originally played on Sal Vulcano by the Impractical Jokers in their "Name Game" Series.
"When they told me my gynecologist's name was Dr. Hymen, I almost fell off my chair. It was such a Mother Coconuts of a name."
by OregonWarrior August 26, 2017
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reverse coconut

a person who hangs out with brown people, knows about brown people, and is just brown on the inside... but white on the outside.
by Kristen Mlarschmlar December 15, 2007
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