Colombian hot chocolate

When an individual takes a coffee-induced bowel movement in another individual's mouth. The feces itself is the Colombian hot chocolate.

Everyone made fun of Ed for his taboo love of Colombian hot chocolate.

by NotJeremyCamp December 8, 2016

colombian flonase

Cocaine

Hey man, don't hog all the Colombian Flonase!

by Culombianflonase;) April 19, 2017

colombian powderkeg

n. - The act of placing a candle next to your partner's ass, then blowing crack into the candle, creating a large fireball that torches the ass.

Boy: Hey Suzie, wanna try the colombian powderkeg?
Suzie: What's that?
Boy: You'll have a hot ass after I'm done 😏

by The Vladiator May 5, 2017

colombian cockroach killer

When you squish a cockroach and use the guts as lube for butt sex

"Drew was amazing! He gave me a Colombian cockroach killer!"

by Tyrone the negro donkey May 21, 2017

colombian birdbath

To use an erect penis urinate inside the anus of another person.

Alex: Look at that hot chick! I’d pee in her butt!

Jeff: Ah yes - the Colombian birdbath! I agree!

by Citi Snicker November 3, 2017

colombian pancakes

Cocaine.

Let's get together later for pancakes.

Colombian pancakes because colombia yeilds pure cocaine.

by HardcoreCapeCod December 24, 2017

Colombian Death Trap

When you’re at a Colombian party or club and you end up dancing with someone you don’t know or care to know, unfortunately you can’t stop dancing with this person until the song is done and the songs range from 6 to 15 minutes

Man that party was so awkward, I got sucked into a Colombian Death Trap and I almost couldn’t get out!

by Yeet McDouglas December 9, 2017