nut collector

A girl taking the nut after a wild night and clingin on.

Had to drive my girl to the pharmacy to get the day after pill...she was a nut collector.

by Rizzou January 5, 2009

Wristband Collector

A sad and rather pathetic person who goes to as many music festivals and concerts as their parents can afford. Not for enjoyment, or love of the music but so that they can show off their tatty collection of wristbands along with their tan at the end of the summer.

Penelope: "The red one's from Reading and the green one's from Glastonbury. The purple one's from this darling little place in Italy that I went to whilst Daddy was on a business trip there"
John: "Which band did you like best then?"
Penelope: "Band? Huh?"
John: "Gah - you are such a Wristband Collector"

by Bunny Phluff March 13, 2008

autograph collector

Someone that has no job, no life and hounds celebrities for their autograph either through mail or in person in order to sell them on Ebay or some other auction website.

Jane is an autograph collector and she waited all night for Avril Lavigne to sign a photo. Once she got it the next day she tried to sell it on Ebay for $300.

by jackzofthezoo October 4, 2011

Dirty Collette

The type of woman who breaks off her 12 inch pink dildo off in your ass and never tells you. Leaving an unknown sensation that doctors later find the cause of.

"Dude...he's been walking kind of funny. Like his girl dirty collette him."

by Mad Saulus June 15, 2020

The Henry Stickmin Collection

Overrated game of 2020 with unfunny memes, a character that everyone loves except real men (charles) and a dumb community that think that Valiant Hero is the saddest ending when legit in revenged the main protagonist dies, jokes aside, is a game of some "stickmin" called Henry, tried to rob a bank but then went to prison but escaped robbed a diamond from a museum, the goverment captures him to capture tophat clan thingy, and then captured by trump's wall but escaped, the last game is based on what you did in ItA and FtC and boom there's your game with lots of references and whatever I said in the beginning

The Henry Stickmin Collection distract dance hahahahahahaha funny valiant hero sad

by anonymous February 17, 2021

tax collector

A pauper.

Better work hard for your life lest you'll end up being a tax collector.

by Gerrycongo January 23, 2009

Bone Collector

A man who hooks up with girls for the primary purpose of increasing the number of people he has slept with.

Bone Collector: "I'm the Bone Collector and I'm gonna bone collect her!"

BC's Friend: "You are a douche"

by hortesque March 15, 2009