Cocker

A twisting, contorted, spasmodic behavior in response to music, inspired by Joe Cocker, and popularized by John Belushi. Rare in females.

Man, that lead guitarist can really Cocker!
I never seen a girl Cocker! Maybe it's just gas.

by Tom McNamee June 23, 2006

cocker spaniel

penis, dick,

wow thats one hell of a cocker spaniel!

by Sarah December 9, 2002

cocker spaniel

small dick

we are on the never ending quest for Aarons cocker spaniel!

by Sarah December 9, 2002

cocker

A type of cat who is weight challenged and who is black and white.

That cat on the ground is such a cocker that it can't even jump up on the fence.

by Jaclyn July 2, 2004

lester the molester cockerstuf

A urban dictionary bitch who in real life would never say that too said person face but instead post it on here.

Yeah I was on Facebook and someone had a fake account and talked shit about me he would never say it too my face yeah he's such a lester the molester cockerstuf.

by You're better September 29, 2017

Cocker

A Cocker is someone who is being an asshole, a jerk, a douchebag, or basically a d**k. This can be used an insult towards someone, or you can use it to confuse someone who is insulting you. You can also use this to insult someone, but if they don't know the insult you can do it possibly in front of them, and they may have no idea what a cocker is.

"God, you're such a douchebag, man."
"Actually, I'm a Cocker."
"What? What's a Cocker?"
"Me. And you're the imbecile."

(In front of person, talking to a friend) "My god, he is such a Cocker."
(He thinks to himself) A cocker? Hmm...I wonder what it could mean...

by Nepeta Zahhak July 7, 2015

cockerknocker

a large dog, cat, and giraffe mixed together

that is a very large cockerknocker

by hippolito June 22, 2008