candy coat 

(v.) To describe a situation, item, or position as better or more desirable than a person with a disinterested standpoint might contend. Often people will use this term either to make an item more attractive for sale or downplay the risks or dangers of a situation or position.

Randy: Hey, check our my '86 Yugo. Slick-shifting four speed, Eastern European engineering, easy to service. All yours for $11,000.

Brooklyn: You're candy coating the situation. Bald tires, mad rust spots, sagging shocks -- this car is a piece of crap.

candy coat by poorbrokegraduatestudent August 16, 2010

Fur Coat 

A hot chick rating of atleast a 9, that you keep around you in order to be admired by your bro's and other jealous slam pieces.

Dude, last night, I wasn't even worried about banging her. I wore her like a fur coat and watched all the haters mean mug, while their girls got wet.

Fur Coat by RacialBrofiler September 11, 2009

Mexican Coat hanger 

When you cannot get an abortion in America so you travel into Mexico and get brutally fisted by three Mexicans

My period is late, looks like I'm due a Mexican Coat Hanger

Mexican Coat hanger by PurpleAkii June 24, 2022

Canadian Sport Coat 

An acid washed jean jacket, preferably vintage from 1978. Worn mostly by suspicious young males unaware of suspicious appearance.

Just picked up a sick canadian sport coat at the goodwill today.

Canadian Sport Coat by Aws1187 July 6, 2011

Get the coat 

Get the coat means ya girl is sucking ya dick in the movie theater and you don’t want that family with the 4 year old watching you.

Gavin- “Trinity get the coat.”
Trinity- “ok *winks*
Gavin- *walks out because she bit it*

Get the coat by cumbutter29 November 23, 2019

Full Coat Of Armour 

When a boston steamer, pearl necklace, hitler or any other fetish action is all applied in one sitting.

"Dude i shat, gave a pink sock and came on my mrs chest! so u gave her a full coat of armour then?"

Full Coat Of Armour by Ryanf April 7, 2007

Crunk Coat 

The state of having drunk enough alcohol to be warm and impervious to cold weather, even when wearing few clothes.

"It was freezing outside when we were walking over - good thing we had our crunk coats on"

Crunk Coat by aHerge May 13, 2008