Clusterfuck

Traditionally/originally of military origin.

Today, however, "clusterfuck" is commonly used to descriptively generalize any situation with a large scale of disarray.

possibly synonyms: mess, disaster
1. "Don't go full retard with the teargas at 6-7pm on a Sunday. When Mr and Mrs Cheung would be watching their poor little, Hugo on the news. It was a total Clusterfuck"
2. "Well, that concert was a clusterfuck."
3. "Did you see the clusterfuck of a traffic jam on Main St.?"
4. "That house party turned into a giant clusterfuck once those cops showed up!"
"Don't go full retard with the teargas at 6-7pm on a Sunday. When Mr and Mrs Cheung would be watching their poor little, Hugo on the news. It was a total Clusterfuck"
by Anonymous.hk October 3, 2014
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clown car of clusterfuck

1. A shit-show; chaos at the top of a sinking corporate or entertainment hierarchy.
2. A revolving door of incompetent bosses.

Coined and used by wrestling promoter Eric Bischoff.
"It was a clown car of clusterfuck at the top so I didn't need to know nor did I care."

With who they were bringing in, I knew it was gonna be a clown car of clusterfuck at my job.
by I mean, yeah March 1, 2020
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Clusterfuck

Something overly complicated to the point where it's a mess
"man your code is a Clusterfuck, use switch statements"
by sised September 29, 2020
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Clusterfuck

David Rhodes is the definition of clusterfuck, no further information is needed. Just take a look at him and watch all of his actions and that’ll be all you need.
David Rhodes forgot to bring SGT’s Christmas gift to work after he was in charge of handling the gift. Therefore his head is up his ass resulting in being a huge clusterfuck.
by Sal27l December 17, 2020
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Clusterfuck

An argument that is unapproachable; so unapproachable that if one were to take part in it one would lose sense of direction and become part of it in all of its' frustrating nature.

Not a constructiive paradox.

Redundance, chaos, frustration, (hot button issues)

Race
Gender
Sexuality
Gun Control
Abortion

Definitive implications: is that a clusterfuck, once identified, is not something worth wasting your time over or arguing about.
I typically don't talk about race, it's a clusterfuck!
by dude0 October 12, 2018
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Clusterfuck

Professor O'Nella: South Sudan is a clusterfuck.
by John Cena - u cant see me December 27, 2022
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Bumper car clusterfuck

A person who is often wrongly l labeled a hot mess, or train wreck, but they are actually trying to do the right thing or better themselves only to wind up in a situation they can’t escape from no matter what they do.
She has tried many different paths in life, but she never succeeds and makes things worse than before. Her whole life is one big bumper car clusterfuck.
by gogeauxf June 10, 2021
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