Gunshot Crowder

In relation to something or someone that suddenly becomes overly popularised and gathers a huge following of people who don't know what they're talking about (usually due to the media). So named after

Spider-Man's Uncle Ben. Nobody cared who he was while he walked home in the streets, but the second he gets shot a crowd of people who are unimportant to him suddenly gather thinking they are helping when they're actually just in the way.

"Your girlfriend is a huge Avengers Endgame fangirl, even though she's never seen any of the previous films? Wow, Such a gunshot crowder"

by bUrLaP bUtChEr March 13, 2021

Chod-Chowder

N. Chowder that is processed and manufactured in the chod area (see chod) for consumption. Also see Chod nut, Glazed Chod.

I had some Chod-Chowder today, I wish I would have made some glazed chod to.

by AllHailDale February 7, 2023

Couch Chowder

A crude seminal discharge, created by Colorado Frat boy after he prematurely ejaculates to someone's daughter.
A Transcendental Meditation sacrament.

Those frat boys are pigs, he left a whole load of couch chowder on my furnature.

by pornstitute August 7, 2023

Key West Chowder

The result of a man experiencing a severe hangover masturbating and proceeds to ejaculate and vomit simultaneously

I think that’s Key West Chowder

by Nino80stud May 31, 2018

new england hand chowder

Semen that is produced from some guy jackin' off in New England

Elliot produced some New England Hand Chowder after seeing April in her bikini in the Cape on Sunday

by von groovy June 22, 2019

Slow cooked Clam chowder

Before heading to the bed for time with your women, you make the conscious decision to take a spoon up with.. proceed with intercourse.. When you slam a fat load deep in to your female friends axe wound, instead of her heading to the bathroom she just falls asleep like in the movies, allowing your semen to really mature in flavour and texture over night. Next morning wake her up with a spoonful of freshly cooked Clam chowder for her to taste, if the flavour is strong and the texture is lumpy jobs a gooden it's time to collect the rest in Tupperware and let your friends and colleagues enjoy some at work. After all, sharing is caring

Tom: what you up to tonight?

James: Think I'm gonna make me some slow cooked Clam chowder!

Tom: ooooo my man ! Make sure you bring some in for the boys tomorow

James: there's gonna be loads to go round mate, I been blue balling for 2 weeks !

Tom: you always know how make it the way I like dude.

by Hornyharts February 1, 2020

Teneskeet Slam Chowder

When you and all the boys take turns cumming in a chick and she pussy farts it into a bowl letting it sit in the sunlight to bake. Strongly resembling chunky clam chowder.

All my boys at Lavergne PD made a sick batch of Teneskeet Slam Chowder.

by Shit_patch_boyz January 18, 2023