Clock twerk

Is when you twerk in a circle.

Damn, that bitch knows how to clock twerk! She must be related to Cardi B

by Bootycheeckclappin August 24, 2019

Clock God

The Clock God is a being who sees all and knows all, If you don't worship him you'll be trapped in a hourglass

Someonewhoisntme:Did you worship the Clock God?
Someonewhoalsoisntme: Obviously, i don't wanna be trapped in a hour glass

by Not Akai September 1, 2017

penisological clock

A penisological clock may also be known as an erectile clock. This penis aging clock is a "sex predictor" that can be used to measure the age of a guy when he can resume having an affair with another person outside of his marriage. It can have some psychological consequences as it can be tied to relationship difficulties, erectile dysfunction and masculine self-image.

Me: I know what you're capable of.
Him: I hope I'm not so old when we get together again that I can't perform.
Me: Yea, your penisological clock is ticking. :)

by Pools Rule October 19, 2015

father clock

A father that has a well known son, named alarm. Even though many hate alarm, he is very useful and father clock will love him no matter what.

That father clock needs to control his alarm!

by Myahsaurus Rex July 13, 2017

Analog clock

Some numbered circle NOBODY can read!

I wanted a clock, and my POOPSICLE MOM got me an analog clock!

by EPIXGAMING February 17, 2019

Bum Clock

A big black ground beetle (Northern Ireland slang)

I lifted a sod of turf and a bum clock ran out and scared the wits out of me.

by Fasciola June 12, 2018

clock speed

adj. term used by ex-coder startup CEOs to make "speed" sound cooler.

1) We are demonstrating we are able to move with more clock speed than the rest of the organization

2) We've moved with great clock speed to deliver the project quickly.

by whatwouldyousayyoudohere October 24, 2018