climb a tree house

to smoke sum weed.

yo mane im bout to go climb a tree house.. wanana come wit?

by bobmarlyfan May 1, 2010

Climbing the apple tree

like "climbing the mango tree" but for women; masterbation for women

girl 1: "i squirted after climbing the apple tree last night"

girl 2: "OMG howd u climb?

by abcd i did ur mommy September 22, 2010

Climax Shitting

Waiting until the very last minute to defecate. The process requires you to hold in your fecal matter for lengthy periods of time and then let it all out at once.

Doctor: "You got colon disease cause you ain't be climax shitting."

by DB Banjovi October 12, 2012

climb the daddy mountain

there really is no defining. If you are here, good chances your mind is twisted and can figure it out. If not, phone a friend.

Upon his return from a long trip away, she was ready to climb the daddy mountain

by Walter Gaspipe White November 7, 2013

climatesciencenews

A website purely made for the people with the sole purpose to put up their theories about climate change being a hoax. Doing so without backed information, with infowars 'research' and with their google search on other conspiracy and non official websites.

In a nutshell climatesciencenews.com is a place where people act like they're scientists.

Don't link me an article from climatesciencenews, they don't even know what they're talking about.

by SaltyPirateDavy November 6, 2019

Coconut Climber

A racial word used to describe a Puerto Rican. Preferable a lazy one who gets welfare checks in the mail and drinks beer in front of his/her porch and/or open garage. Also yells instead of talks at a listenable level.

Them damn Coconut Climbers keep sitting around doin' nuttin! Lazy shits!

by LlamaGenocide April 9, 2011

cringe climax

Cringe climax is the point where you get the feeling of dying on then inside but in a more intense and vibrant way.

Nigga passed cringe climax now he's having a seizure...

by Garlic Clove August 16, 2016