Cleverati

People who use social media to primarily show off their cleverness. A combination of clever and digerati.

For example, someone who writes pithy, erudite, or "educational" posts and comments on Facebook; or devastating one liners on twitter; or "insightful" social commentary on Tumblr; or posts ironic photos on Instagram; writes wry definitions on urban dictionary; etc. etc. etc.

Chad is such a cleverati; he only posts things to make himself sound smart.

by Rhino Von Steiner November 7, 2013

Cliterpillar

A long hairy clitorious that resembles one of them fuzzy caterpillars

I fucked this bitch last night who was shaven Brazilian except she had hair on her clitorious, it was a real cliterpillar

by jAKe47 October 10, 2014

Clever Little Piglet

A Winnie the Pooh vhs released in 1997 as part of the Pooh Friendship vhs collection

The last Pooh video in the friendship collection is Clever Little Piglet

by poohriocartoonfan1 March 5, 2015

cliterature

when one attempts foreplay with an intelligent woman, one must first practise cliterature. it entails reading literature to the woman, in order to arouse her.

"bro, she was so wet after i read her some cliterature."
"bro"
/high fives/

by blxxm March 27, 2015

cliterferance

The intentional act of a female to redirect a mans attention from another female. Reasons may vary and are usually selfish.

Men cock block, bitches run cliterferance.
She just ran cliterferance on the dude I was gonna hook up with!

by Dreyray June 27, 2016

clever wiener

A man that knows how to use his penis. And knows how to hide a boner . A term a girl would use during fun times.

"My friend had a boner and the hot girl didn't even know, such a clever wiener.

by disturbed cake May 24, 2016

clever wiener

The ability to effectively hide a boner. Can also be used by a girl to describe a guy who is good at sex.

Girl 1: so how was it? girl 2: Great! he had quite the clever wiener.

by disturbed cake May 24, 2016