Helen Clark

The Prime Minister of New Zealand. She is a Socialist (communist/marxist). She has done serval crimes against the law of that nation but yet still remains in office as the Prime Minister.

Bob: What has Helen Clark done this time?
Fred: Nothing, that's my point!
Bob: Ohh, if only we had someone like Mr. Bush...

by Blitzkri3gn January 28, 2005

clankers

Particularly large, dangly, bulbous or otherwise conspicuous testicles. Also used as an expression of greatness.

Look at the clankers on that Rabbit.

That film was the rabbit's clankers.

by Sharon Millership March 16, 2005

Clarked

To take one's things be sheer ignorance or ill-attention. Often someone's prized possession or the last remaining item available to a group.

Can refer to time wasted by an individual who babbles on unintelligibly.

Has anyone seen my map markers? No man, I think someone "Clarked" it.

Someone keeps "Clarking" the last cup of coffee.

by Top_Tank July 28, 2012

clackle

When boys shake their legs back and forth and you hear their balls hitting each side of their legs.

Example: My gym teacher asked what that noise was and when she looked over I was doing the clackle.

by master clackle December 15, 2015

CLACKET VALVE

Another name given to your arse, especially after a night on the beers or the day after a curry or maxican food.

"Cor, whats that smell? Is that your Clacket Valve?"
"Can you smell that? Think my Clacket Valve has rotted out."
"Smells like an old Clacket Valve in here..."
"My boss talks out his Clacket Valve."

by FUCK THE NAME September 25, 2009

Monster Cawk Slapped

When you have a sugar high off the energy drink monster and your having sex.

Last night i monster cawk slapped that girl

by DeLarsh January 25, 2009

Kenneth Clarke

Conservative Member of the British Cabinet who has filled nearly every high role except that of Prime Minister. Currently Justice Minister, formerly Chancellor of the Exchequer and Home Secretary. Well known in the UK for enjoying cigars, jazz, classic cars and football.

Kenneth Clarke is the British response to the Dos Equis guy.

by STwigg July 21, 2010