"I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers. I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just – I just couldn’t prove it. He covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He’s done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No! He orchestrated it! Jimmy! He defecated through a sunroof! And I saved him! And I shouldn’t have. I took him into my own firm! What was I thinking? He’ll never change. He’ll never change! Ever since he was 9, always the same! Couldn’t keep his hands out of the cash drawer! But not our Jimmy! Couldn’t be precious Jimmy! Stealing them blind! And HE gets to be a lawyer? What a sick joke! I should’ve stopped him when I had the chance! …And you, you have to stop him! You…"
Rivals Skyler as the most hatable character in the Breaking Bad universe. Didn't allow his brother Jimmy into HHM (Hamlin Hamlin McGill) because he was jealous of him. Michael McKean even admits that he thinks Chuck is an asshole but he does an absolutely fantastic job playing him, particularly in Season 3 Episode 5 (Chicanery )of Better Call Saul.
Rivals Skyler as the most hatable character in the Breaking Bad universe. Didn't allow his brother Jimmy into HHM (Hamlin Hamlin McGill) because he was jealous of him. Michael McKean even admits that he thinks Chuck is an asshole but he does an absolutely fantastic job playing him, particularly in Season 3 Episode 5 (Chicanery )of Better Call Saul.
by ItsSaulGoodMan August 26, 2022
Get the Chuck McGillmug. COMPOUND VERB - to use a woman for casual sex and then avoid any contact with her.
NOUN - any woman so treated.
Ironically, the only individuals who EVER use the phrase are virgin geek losers who post on FC all day long and never really meet women in real life...
NOUN - any woman so treated.
Ironically, the only individuals who EVER use the phrase are virgin geek losers who post on FC all day long and never really meet women in real life...
"That fat bottle-blonde floozy is a total fuck and chuck!"
She thought, now that they had made love, that she and Tony were going steady. Instead, she was fucked and chucked.
She thought, now that they had made love, that she and Tony were going steady. Instead, she was fucked and chucked.
by succulentboi May 4, 2003
Get the fuck and chuckmug. A somewhat impractical weapon consisting of two sword-blades attached to each other via chain, used in a similar fashion to nun chucks. They are capable of killing with astonishing efficiency - quite often the enemy.
"Nun-chucks, eh? That gives me the most smartest idea EVER! SWORD-CHUCKS, YO!"
"...That was the worst idea anyone has ever had."
"And how would you hold them, anyway?"
"...That was the worst idea anyone has ever had."
"And how would you hold them, anyway?"
by Aaron Brown January 29, 2005
Get the sword chucksmug. A pearly-white intimacy lotion often liberally supplied to the uppermost regions of ladies in German arthouse films. It remains stored in the nutsack until required by the upright expulsion medium, known as the knob.
Miffy: "Oh Constance, the whole town is saying I trysted with Lord Whitesonly. But we have never been anything other than completely discreet.""
Constance: "Sadly, m'lady, that's less than true. For it has to be said the strings of fuck chuck adorning m'lady's chinular region have been swaying in the breeze for all and yonder to admire for twainscore and an eternity."
Constance: "Sadly, m'lady, that's less than true. For it has to be said the strings of fuck chuck adorning m'lady's chinular region have been swaying in the breeze for all and yonder to admire for twainscore and an eternity."
by Mr Marky January 30, 2008
Get the fuck chuckmug. Scream Bloody Gore, Human, Individual Thought Patterns, Symbolic, Leprosy, The Sound of Perseverance, spiritual healing = Chuck Shuldiner
by thesasquatch76 January 26, 2010
Get the chuck shuldinermug. Australian, colloq, slang, drop trousers and underwear, bend, spread arse cheeks, and flash anus;
( similar to U.S. ' mooning ' )
( similar to U.S. ' mooning ' )
by herbie August 25, 2004
Get the chuck a browneyemug. In addition to the poker hand, this term also means to chuck it in her twice, i.e. double penetration.
Rob: "Full house! What, bitch!?!!"
Bob: "Double chuck! I win! Who da man!?!?"
Rob: "Speaking of double chuck, the mailman and I double chucked your ho-bag wife yesterday. Looks like I'm the real winner."
Bob: "Why that skank-ass whore-ass cock-a-minute slut bag. Looks like you are the winner! WWWWWhaat do we have for him, Johnny? Oooooh, you win showcase #3...genital warts, chlamydia, and crabs! Hope you have yourself a field day with that, motherfucker!"
Bob: "Double chuck! I win! Who da man!?!?"
Rob: "Speaking of double chuck, the mailman and I double chucked your ho-bag wife yesterday. Looks like I'm the real winner."
Bob: "Why that skank-ass whore-ass cock-a-minute slut bag. Looks like you are the winner! WWWWWhaat do we have for him, Johnny? Oooooh, you win showcase #3...genital warts, chlamydia, and crabs! Hope you have yourself a field day with that, motherfucker!"
by Nick D November 1, 2005
Get the double chuckmug.