Choaklit Cream

Choaklit Cream is a drink that was crafted by vikings back in the day, they formed this drink by milking a holy goat and sprinkling flakes of choaklit, sourced from the himalayas.
This drink was popularised by the professional shagger Caz Milligan.

I heard that Caz knocked out Mark because he drank a Choaklit Cream before the fight.

by MarkHamiltonIsAGrannyShagger May 16, 2021

Choke

n. A small hole in a pipe, bong, or other smoking device with a smoke holding chamber. Located at the end of the chamber farthest from the smoker's mouth. A thumb or finger is placed over the hole during the initial inhalation so that smoke can be sucked into the holding chamber. After the chamber is filled with smoke, the choke is released and the smoke sucked out of the chamber with fresh air rushing in through the carb to displace it.

Shit man, you lied. You've never smoked before. You didn't even know enough to hold the choke!

by callinghome November 1, 2004

choke artist

Completely failing to succeed. Building up a season full of hype and shitting the bed unmercifully.

Washington Capitals: May 13, 2009 displayed the epitome of a choke artist in it's purest form.

by j. feldy May 13, 2009

chookas

Used in theatre as an alternative to "Good luck".

"I'm about to go on stage."
"Alright, chookas!"

by Anonymous September 7, 2003

Chocke

Choking someone by wrapping your cock around their neck like a noose.

Cameron is going to chocke Lil' Wayne in a cage fight on Saturday.
Lil' Wayne will still win.
It won't be too messy.

by Wayne Brady skank September 29, 2008

choked

really angry, or speechless. usually means you're surprised and really upset/angry.

girl #1: whyd she do this to me.... im so choked
girl #2: she's a bitch, thats why

by asdfdasdf November 21, 2010

Choke a darky

The act of defecation.

"I'll be right back, I gotta choke a darky"

by Semple October 10, 2005