chimp lips

Standard caucasian lips.

Lips reminiscent of the lips of a standard adult Pan Troglodytes (aka Chimpanzee or as commonly known "Chimp") which are typically barely visible from more than one meter away.
They are referred to in genesis. The good book has spoken.
Notably personified by the greatest comic book icon of all "The Joker". Here we have a man who literally pencils his features on.
Chimp-lips is often shortened to "Chimips".

Bubba: Ima looking for my sistah, have you seen her?
Man: Look here chimp lips, you and I both know that practically everyone has seen her.

by ccenc March 9, 2016

Chimp on your shoulder

Having a Monkey on your back and a Chip on your shoulder, simultaneously.

Everyone knew to avoid the conspiracy-spewing moron at the end of the bar, except the one guy looking for a fight. He came up behind him and said "Is that a chimp on your shoulder, or did you offer Tucker Carlson a piggyback?"

by Monkey's Dad August 8, 2021

Chimp

When one is acts or says something like an utter buffoon.

P1: *Says sum dumb shit*
P2: What a chimp.

Common Synonyms: Retard, Dumbass, Goofball

by JoopMaster April 15, 2022

chimp it

Throw your own poop

Go chimp it you monkey bitch

by Nadia Loveband October 14, 2017

beating a chimp

While spanking the monkey defines masturbating, beating a chimp is getting punched in the balls multiple times, causing you to make chimp like noises

Beating a chimp: to punch the male genitalia at a rapid pace

Pete: Dave broke up with his girlfriend
Bob: how'd that go?
Pete: well, she beat a chimp
Bob: what's that mean?
Pete: well all i can say was his balls hurt afterwards

by Beating a Chimp July 5, 2020

chimped up

To climb up, usually a tree or a pole in a swift and agile way, like a chimpanzee
Also sarcastic

The technician chimped up the utility pole to fix the powerline

by eumaiospangloss February 20, 2020

hairy chimp

Gluing her pubes to your penis and fucking her ass dry.

My wife got a rub burn from my hairy chimp.

by Haxces February 25, 2017