A type of dildo. The day before, the man will take a shit on his girlfriends chest, then the guy will have sex with his girlfriend. After sex, he will jizz a stripe down the shit on the chest, let it dry, and roll it all up in a long stick. Then, put it in the freezer. The next day, this will be used as a dildo.
Dude 1: Yo, my marriage is failing, any tips?
Dude 2: Yeah, just give her a charleston chew, she will love it
Dude 1: What is it?
Dude 2: (explains)
Dude 1: Dude that's gross, but I like it.
Dude 2: Yeah, just give her a charleston chew, she will love it
Dude 1: What is it?
Dude 2: (explains)
Dude 1: Dude that's gross, but I like it.
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A Stylized 420 Name for a Pen Pipe.
A type of MacGyver
A Pen that has its parts removed to store & smoke Ganja.
The name originates from the use of pens by Upper Crust stoners.
It was perfect for "classy concealment" of Marijuana especially during increased drug busts in the 20th Century.
When smoked, it looked just like a simple cigarette or cigarette holder.
A type of MacGyver
A Pen that has its parts removed to store & smoke Ganja.
The name originates from the use of pens by Upper Crust stoners.
It was perfect for "classy concealment" of Marijuana especially during increased drug busts in the 20th Century.
When smoked, it looked just like a simple cigarette or cigarette holder.
Watson: "Is that a Pen you are smoking out of"?
Reginald: "More than just a Pen dear Watson, 'tis a Ritz Carlton ;)"
Watson: *snubs*
Reginald: "And He'll never know."
Reginald: "More than just a Pen dear Watson, 'tis a Ritz Carlton ;)"
Watson: *snubs*
Reginald: "And He'll never know."
by Droid Vinyl April 30, 2012
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by ANDATOLIP June 18, 2003
Get the Charlton mug.West Virginia's capital city. A nice place, but there's nothing to do but sit around and get high. This has contributed to an increased crime rate and more gangs (yes we have gangs here-especially on the West Side.)
by West Side Chica August 7, 2005
Get the Charleston mug.A term that one imagines is a Southern fried version of its British cousin "Yankee-Doodle Dandy" and perhaps harks back to old class divisions in the Palmetto State. Upstart Liberal Presidential candidate, in the South Carolina Republican Primary.
Stephen Colbert was described as a "Charleston dandy" by a group of South Carolina moms doing a Town Hall.
by RedBeardSean January 31, 2012
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by Amanda February 5, 2005
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