Champagning

Getting the tip of your schlong (peepee) removed

champagning
Tom: hey man did you hear about what happened to Raphael?
Joe: yeah...heard he got champagned, popped open like a cork bottle

by champaningqueen69 June 16, 2022

Champagne

A firm piece of turd, followed by unexpected stream of diarrhea.

I went to the toilet and took a champagne.

by Chenin blanc February 25, 2023

champagne geezer

A thirsty old horn dog, always about to pop his cork

Nate can’t play soccer with beautiful women present… what a champagne geezer!

by LittleFootballer August 23, 2022

Immortal Champagne

When you get so drunk that it seems like the champagne bottle isn't emptying.

Matt: OMG, THIS CHAMPAGNE IS NEVER ENDING
Dylan: iMMORTAL cHAMPAGNE!!!

by diddoarch710 January 26, 2015

champagne problem

I had a dream the other night about the song "Champagne Problems" by Nick Jonas and decided in my dream that calling someone a "champagne problem" is a witty insult that insinuates their parents drank too much one day and that's the only reason they were conceived.

Ugh, she's been bothering me so much lately. She's such a champagne problem.

by short bear November 14, 2023

Champagne Eyes

The type of eyes you can get lost in. Not necessarily light in color but have the look of being lit from within . They can make you feel giddy & light headed like the fizzy drink they’re named after.

“Farmer John, I’m in love with your daughter- the one with the champagne eyes.”

by Mister. Eee December 27, 2023

hooker champagne

Hooker champagne is a drink from the lovely state of Massachusetts. In which a hooker drinks strawberry soda. Or raspberry ginger ale.

Stop and shop has hooker champagne for 2 for five dollars!

by mmcclluurree.jj December 4, 2013