Warm Champagne

A term that describes the urination from one person into the others mouth.

A submissive Speaks to his/her Dom -' Yes Ma'am my slutty little mouth is open for all the warm champagne you can provide me with

by Philip The Sub November 7, 2012

Priming the champagne

An act of removing the wire cage from a bottle of champagne and shaking it wildly, thus making it ready to fire.

After priming the champagne, Walter started looking for a suitable target, holding the bottle as if it were a shotgun.

by Pygmyowl July 31, 2012

Wang-Champagne

Another name for the sauce of man.

Properly entertaining his female house guest, Bobby sophisticatedly invites Sarah to sample his wang-champagne.

by ADeadlySpark August 14, 2011

Dark Champagne

When you try your hardest to squeeze out a rock hard turd and when it finally escapes, it’s accompanied by a massive mixture of gas and watery diarrhea giving it the resemblance of popping a bottle of champagne.

Man those tacos had me popin dark champagne in there

by J/M/C June 3, 2023

Champagne

A firm piece of turd, followed by unexpected stream of diarrhea.

I went to the toilet and took a champagne.

by Chenin blanc February 25, 2023

Champagne and Shackles

A drinking party theme, where you and a friend are zip-tied together until the champagne you’ve brought is finished. Prepare the buckets boys

“Hey you wanna pair up for Champagne and Shackles on Friday night?”
“Sure, but you’ll prolly be getting barf on your shoes”

by cdubs33 October 19, 2023

champagne problem

I had a dream the other night about the song "Champagne Problems" by Nick Jonas and decided in my dream that calling someone a "champagne problem" is a witty insult that insinuates their parents drank too much one day and that's the only reason they were conceived.

Ugh, she's been bothering me so much lately. She's such a champagne problem.

by short bear November 14, 2023