cerealist

Someone who has mastered the art of eating, making and preparing a perfect bowl of cereal.

A true Cerealist takes passion in mixing brands to find the perfect balance of texture and sweetness.

ex. Golden Grahams & Capn' Crunch
or Cinnamon Toast Crunch & Crispix

Some hardcore cerealists even substitute regular milk for chocolate milk.

Because Matt considers himself a cerealist (and he's incredibly stoned right now), he's probably going to make himself a bowl of Golden Capn' Chocolate Crunch Grahams. And it will be epic.

by tylersmyler September 12, 2010

double centaur

a man fucking a man who is fucking a horse

dude your dick is in steven whose dick is in seabiscuit... sweet double centaur.

by fatawesome October 26, 2007

John Cena

A over rated, underachieving white rapper. His charisma is very entertaining, but I've seen more wrestling talent in a retirement home, although to be fair, he has improved in a few of his matches. Known for turning the titles he holds into hidious spinning sideshows, the likes of which were only formally found in cereal packets. Has the ability to produce a total of 6-7 moves in a typical match and his finisher is pathetic. John Cena lost the title to Edge at New Years Revolution, and will probably win it back at the Royal Rumble....because Vince McMahon can't take the hint that when 3/4's of the audience are booing Cena's arse outta the arena, they aren't doing it to be nice.

John Cena: 'THE CHAMP IS HERE!!!!!'
Audience: Oh yeah...so where's your title dumbass?'

Cena: 'Those who hate me...well, they can just kiss my ass'
*90% of the arena get on their knees and pucker up*

by JimmyJimm January 18, 2006

Pouring the milk before the cereal

Don't trust anybody that pours the milk fist they will corrupt you with their unrighteous ways. They are demons sent from darkest place in hell

My friend was pouring the milk before the cereal and she ended up being a demon

by big d 32 February 28, 2019

John Cena

The reason WWE sucks right now.
Vince McMahon be kissing his ass but he doesn't care about others.

John Cena is for kiddies.

by PeterRDGriffin September 27, 2009

John Cena

A below average wrestler that now compete on RAW. He is the current WWE champ. His wrestling ability is very crappy, and his gimmick is even worse. He also has one of the worst finisher ever, the F-U. The move is nothing more than a fireman's carry into a body slam. It doesn't make since why it would hurt at all. Cena was the reason SD! sucked so bad for so long. Thank god Benoit is there now. Cena turns away viewers. If it wasn't for the rest of the people on RAW roster, RAW would be in very low ratings right now. Simply put, Cena sucks.

Person 1: Cena is the shit! Wordlife!
Person 2: Only marks and women ike Cena. Quit being a mark.

by Cena Sucks July 15, 2008

John Cena

A dumbass wannabe marine who has made the WWE championship belt look like a toy with a spinning WWE logo in the center that hypnotizes the young fans and girls into liking him. Hes suppose to be the fan favorite and the biggest face in the WWE but gets booed by the majority of WWE fans(men)and is only loved by kids 8-16 and females(mostly fat, ugly, and slutty).

wrestling fan: How is John Cena the best?

female: cuz hes liek soooo HAWT!!!!

kid: cuz hes th best lolz!!!11

by Ivan. December 30, 2008