Leaky Ceiling

When a man ejaculates above / over top of their partner and it lands, or drips onto their head. Just like if your roof was leaking rain water and it was dripping onto your head.

"I didn't know where to ejaculate, so I treaters her to a 'leaky ceiling'

by EMTDUDE February 14, 2024

African Ceiling Bird

A smoke alarm with a low battery. Note its distinct chirp.

"Let me see that ceiling fan."
*smoke alarm chirps*
"Oh, you have an African Ceiling Bird. You should change that battery. Carbon monoxide is a silent killer."

by GumNut the Wise July 9, 2025

Ceiling fan

When a man has intercourse with a woman and she grabs the fan and spins around while maintaining intercourse this is called a timbo

I used the ceiling fan for a timbo last night it was great

by Hello my niggars September 9, 2019

Ceiling Baby

A Ceiling Baby is the result of an unholy marriage betwixt Trainspotting and an unkempt truckstop gloryhole.

Stewart finally came to on the bathroom floor of the Flying J , covered in other patrons' excrement and staring face-to-face with his own Ceiling Baby.

by SameHarveyMushman May 31, 2025

Grass Ceiling

When you keep smoking and only get a little bit higher or not any higher, often experienced by stoners who's tolerance is high af

Stoner 1: "bruh I keep smoking this gas but I don't seem to be any higher"
Stoner 2: "damn bro, it seems like you've hit the grass ceiling"

by T-ruth October 4, 2021

my ceiling

you stopped me from be myself you blocked me from the world

he has gotten to over protective he has become my ceiling

by Summertime Sadness June 18, 2023

Ceiling Joke

A joke that is over your head, like a ceiling. You don't understand it at all.

#1 - "What if soy milk is simply regular milk trying to introduce itself in Spanish?"

#2 - "Dude I don't know Spanish, that's a fucking ceiling joke."

by NickySticks September 15, 2013