2 definitions by T-ruth
Love is sticking your heart on the line and watching it get torn to shreds before your very eyes.
After that your heart can't ever love again so you spend your love having short painful relationships until either:
1. An evil ex kills you (or chops up your dick)
2. You die an old man having wasted 78 years of your loveless life
After that your heart can't ever love again so you spend your love having short painful relationships until either:
1. An evil ex kills you (or chops up your dick)
2. You die an old man having wasted 78 years of your loveless life
Male: Hey we've known each other for a long time and I think that ....
Female: What?
Male: You're going to laugh.
Female: No I won't.
Male: Ok. I love you. Do you wanna go out?
Female: EWW! NO! Me with you, gross. Get away from me you creep!
Male: *Cries* "Oh why!?" *Picks up gun* "oh tiffany, why would you do tha--........... *bang!*
Female: What?
Male: You're going to laugh.
Female: No I won't.
Male: Ok. I love you. Do you wanna go out?
Female: EWW! NO! Me with you, gross. Get away from me you creep!
Male: *Cries* "Oh why!?" *Picks up gun* "oh tiffany, why would you do tha--........... *bang!*
by T-ruth April 13, 2013
When you keep smoking and only get a little bit higher or not any higher, often experienced by stoners who's tolerance is high af
Stoner 1: "bruh I keep smoking this gas but I don't seem to be any higher"
Stoner 2: "damn bro, it seems like you've hit the grass ceiling"
Stoner 2: "damn bro, it seems like you've hit the grass ceiling"
by T-ruth October 5, 2021